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    ''Explicit'' Section Hidden in Apple's App Store

    I really don't understand those who want to watch porn on crappy iphone or any other phone altogether, when they can have huge tits blasted towards them on a 42" television and if they use the new 3D tv's they can have tits which fills the entire room..
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    Real Juicy Oranges Used to Power Apple iPhone

    New development from the UK firm in place for upcoming launch of gadget: If you piss all over your ipad, it will recharge. - and then again, it might not..
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    Man Uses Vacuum Cleaners to Scale 100-ft Wall

    Let's hope next time he is 100 feet up along a building, he remembers to keep the vacuum-cleaners in "suction" and not switching to "blow" mode so he won't end up being scraped of the sidewalk..
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    Kevin Smith Wages War Against "Fattist" Airline

    ArglebargleWow, all the fatty-haters just appear on the discussion boards like disgusting little maggots coming out of a carcass. Nice to know that in this age of supposed tolerance, there is still so much small-minded pettiness. References to fat people such as "blob" and "cow" really make me...
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    Kevin Smith Wages War Against "Fattist" Airline

    I guess SWA didn't had a cargo plane they could roll this human blob om board in..? Huge obese fat-body's should be confined to the cargo space in planes thus not make the flight a nightmare for the rest of us..
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    South Koreans Use Sausages as iPhone Stylus

    so if no sausages around they can just open the zipper in the pants, pull their "johnson/willy/cock" out and slap it against the touch screen, ehh? It gives a new meaning to: No judge, I was not flashing my penis at the girl, I just tried to call home..
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    South Koreans Use Sausages as iPhone Stylus

    On iphone?? that's really disrespect to the sausages - using it on a crappy hyped up apple-thingy..
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    Iran Giving Google's Email The Boot

    Google is more evil than Iran, kick them both out of this f*cking planet
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    Google Street View Car Stalked by Snorkel Men

    This was not staged. The full snorkel gear is actually the national costume in Norway and everybody wears it. The only change come when they go out for fancy dinner or in the opera, then it's considered polite if they leave the harpoon at home..
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    Google to Make 1Gbps Internet for Ludicrous Speed

    Finally a good speed so I can play solitaire or even pacman online.. Can't wait!
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    Google Launches 'Twitter Killer' for Gmail

    just another platform where google can cram their ads down the throats of people. Google is evil itself - like the clown Pennywise in Stephen King's IT - fun from a distance, but sucks the life out of people at close hand
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    Microsoft Refused to Sell Xbox 360s to Military

    Of course I would like a proved - and tested - killing machine that my child could play with. It would be so cool to buy "approved killing machine by the military" and it comes with 3 snazzy camouflage colors, green, sand and ice. I also look forward to pc-keyboards approved by the military...
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    Google Making Language Translation Phone

    Yet another way google can cram their ubiquitous advertising down the throats of people. Wouldn't be surprised if they secretly "listen" to the conversation and if the users also should be using google app. - gmail, goggle docs what have you...they will subtle show adverts targeted these users..
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    NASA and GM Introduce a New Space Robot

    looks like a slightly more clever & agile version of Al Gore..
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    Judge: ISP Not Responsible for Illegal Downloads

    My ISP would be glad for the verdict. in the last hour alone, I have downloaded 12.345 25gb bluray movies, 76.543 albums - 10.000 of them was the same shitty album from U2 - just to annoy them, 99.999 porn clips, 123.456 ebooks - all about Martha Stewart, 33.333 programs - here 30.000 of them...