In short, I only need:
~750GB HDD
~17'' 1920x1080 HD screen
~8GB RAM
~2TB video card
HDMI port
~3 USB ports; At Least 1 USB 3.0
Not too loud.
~$1200
I'm going to put the HDD in the optical drive slot, then buy an SSD for the empty bay.
Desktop Replacement.
Battery Life and Weight don't matter...