Recent content by HalJordan

A lot of great comments here with everyone bringing up some interesting points about both China and the corporate world's continued use of IE 6. Though, I think I can summarize for everyone: Why do people still use IE 6? Because they are either lazy, corrupt, or ignorant; some individuals...

First, every copy of the prequel trilogy must be destroyed as well every reference to those movies recorded anywhere. Then we all vow to never mention the movies again; we never tell our children we allowed the films to be made. Lastly, to make sure it never happens again, we banish Lucas to...

captaincharismawhy can't anyone just come out with a tablet with MS windows on it thats all i want Like this? http://www.amazon.com/ASUS-Slate-EP121-1A010M-12-1-Inch-Tablet/dp/B004HKIIFI

Can the Nobel Peace Prize be merged with the Spike Video Game Awards? Wait, I think the Spike VGAs carry more weight through out the world now; a merger would drag them down.

So Facebook and other naughty website will be blocked? Sure, on the school's wifi. What about the kid's parents who can afford to get their kids the 3G version?

How to get the English speaking world to learn Chinese (or any other language): Mandate that all pornography websites be presented in Chinese. In one month we are all bilingual.

I'm usually among those people that says, "It's not your money, people can spend their cash however they want!" However, this is utterly worthless just to make someone feel good about themselves. I would get a much better dose of gratification if you donated that $600K to a charity? If not...

zak_mckrakenook out for the Metroid movie, about a rowdy team of baseball players who discover the true meaning of Christmas from a robot cowboy angel. You, my friend, have a got a winner on your hands...when can we expect your masterpiece to be released?

Phone books, and unwanted newspapers that I did not subscribe to...oddly enough the newspapers are full of ads for green companies...

Whatever happened to free speech? /sarcasm

As a father, perhaps I should pick up a copy...know thy enemy.

HupiscratchWait! Someone launched a Skynet satellite? RUN TO THE MOUNTAINS! I'm already in the mountains! No room, man, no room left! Back, I say! You take your contrail zombie craziness and you get! I have a family to protect, and I need to gather food! My God and all his soldiers; this is...

DokKRokkenThis gentleman is obviously far uglier than the typically handsome, broad-shouldered, and chisel-jawed Tom'sHardware commenter's. Not often that a user comment actually makes me laugh out loud. Thank you for the laugh, and also the accompanying mental image of a thousand Brad Pitt...

r0x0rWhy would you be in a relationship where you don't trust the other person to the point where spying on them becomes a viable option? Devils Advocate: Evidence to prove infidelity in divorce court. Although, I agree with you. When a person is considering spying then there is enough doubt...

spectrewindThe market will decide....When Verizon's people in charge realize their production line is just sitting in a warehouse, losing value, gaining dust, maybe they will re-evaluate their pricing... To compete with iPad they must undercut. If they would come in at $100.00, maybe $150.00...