The Perpetrator: 2010 Asus G73JH-A1, 8 gb ram, 2 500 gb drives, blu-ray/dvd/CD optical drive, ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870, 17" display, Win7 64-bit.
The Problem As it Stands:
1. Battery in, no A/C, laptop is off: push power button, num & caps lock come on briefly, 3 "junk buttons" @ upper...