Ok, turns out the audio jack was turned off in the UEFI and that, for some reason, the USB 3.1 driver, of which I only had 2 ports for my keyboard and mouse, did not come with the drivers for my USB 3.0 ports of which I have 6. It's all working now.
The front panel audio jack as well as USB's on the front and the back do not give me anything, the Playback tab of the Sound options doesn't list my ear buds or my USB headset even when showing disabled and disconnected devices, there are no Sound tabs in dxdiag, I cannot change my volume, there...