Recent content by Von Death

As a person without Facebook, this whole ordeal makes me giggle.

Imagine a man who buys his cars from a specific car salesman. He pays a great deal of money, but is very satisfied by the quality of car. The car salesman assures him that the car is superior to anything else on the market. In every way this is the definition of an ethical business...

Seems like the guy who invented the iPad should instead be sent to the tower...

Darn right haters-gonna-hate. Apple makes it money screwing over customers and releasing products with names like "iPad." Really. The iPad. Not that this comment matters; fanboys will continue to purchase digital arrogance regardless of informed opinions. Oh well, at least I have been able to...

I found a sweet deal on an apartment rental on craigslist, the woman who listed it said she was momentarily out of town, but that she would "be back soon." I was suspicious because the rent was so low, so I physically visited the apartment. It was private so I couldn't go inside, but the place...

A 16 year old loses temper and kills... A.) A home intruder B.) A bully C.) An unfaithful love interest D.) His own mother This "kid" simply does not belong in our society. It's the easiest test in the world, and he just failed. It's so bad society doesn't even have an insult prepared (i.e...

Story has a + 10,000% chance of eventually being mentioned in a Weird Al song.

When people, jaws dropped, heads tilted, ask me why I don't have Facebook, I usually reply something akin to "I've been on the internet too much." or some other vague answer. The real reason is more complex, and be summed up by main points Security: knowledge is power. Know thy enemy. With no...

"...possibly ranked up there with J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings" Didn't know Toms was in the RL troll business recently. I wasn't aware Dark Tower was as good as the book series that started the High Fantasy genre.

I remember the first time I was doped by the mother of an Autistic child. Me "Ma'am, your child is breaking the rules, children over the height limit are not allowed in this area" Mother "Oh, it's ok, he's autistic. Me "Oh..." [lets child break rules I'm supposed to enforce]. Since then I've...

__-_-_-__because they are busy making articles about crAPPLE.Apparently it's more important for them. Truly stated. Also, Toms could do some investigative reporting; call Facebook PR and see if they can comment about alleged Voice Calling function.

If the test is successful, let us hope the Chinese will be using consumer grade GPS devices inside their long-range missiles.

nebunwhy? i bet it's because you can't get out of your current contract or aren't able to afford one...you are lame, lol Your argument seems to be that the continued proliferation of Apple products is not, in fact, lame. Your logic is flawed. And don't bother with the whole "Resistance is...

I'm for even more drastic measures against drunk drivers, but I'll settle for posting their pictures on facebook. Anyone who chooses to take the risk of killing someone else's loved ones needs to face heavy consequences. I also feel that when I'm attacked by second hand smoke I need to...

festerovicLOL goatse security. Hey at least they don't show their company logo...