can i bypass the copy protection laws

[lisa steelman]

Dear Copy Protection Rights Management Department
Hey !
you don't know me my name is Lisa Steelman
may i please have permission to put two tv shows and some movies
from h.b.o max s.y.f.y i.f.c ect i'm not looking out to make money off of this stuff i just would like to make some stuff for my friends and my self

 

[RandomNameDestroyer]

Please tell me you're joking.