Emergency Bra Doubles as Two Respiratory Masks

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dxwarlock

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"Before you scoff and write this off as a waste of money, remember that you are only as safe as your bra-wearing wife/girlfriend/friend/sister."

just the ideal situation id buy it for....to place my sisters sweaty cups over my face...:\

id opt for a same price mask for myself. instead of relying on this as my emergency plan.
 

Assmar

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This will just encourage young men to join terrorist cells who specialize in airborne chemical weapons, just for the boobies. Sickos.
 
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I'd hate to be the guy stuck standing next to some old grandma when disaster hits.
 

gmarsack

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actually.. if said user places their face in between the two cups of the wearer, then that user gets twice the filtration and the wearer never has to take it off. A win-in my any book. :D
 

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Fun fact: 80% of women wear the wrong size bra.

Science can do many things, like make a supercomputer for consumers in 15 years, but no engineer, or anyone, can make a proper one-size-fits-all bra. None. It. Cannot. Be. Done. Ever. Unless, just maybe, if you put a supercomputer INSIDE a bra!!! Hmmmmm...
 

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so i guess they should come with a disclaimer telling men that the woman must take the bra off before they try to put it over their heads lol.
 
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