Exclusive Apple Dating Site Gaining Popularity

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sliem

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Guy: Hi
Gal: Hi
Guy: So what device do you have?
Gal: iPhone, you?
Guy: iPad
Gal: ... why not iPhone 4, it does more and better
Guy: I have no money.
Gal: Me either, I was hoping you would ask me to lunch. I'm broke from buying this iPhone.
Guy: ... n...no. Bye.
 

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If, in your search for companionship, you find yourself filtering your prospects based on the type of computer they use... Wow! You must have exhausted just about every other criteria possible and come up empty. I would suggest joining "Skydivers Without Parachutes".
 

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Lol!

He is a very smart man.

He found a way to apeal to a grup of gulliable retards.

Hmmm... Apple is ripping them off, so they must be gullible, i'm going to try it!
 

gm0n3y

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Great idea, segregate all of the iTards into one location. Keeps the rest of us from having to deal with them. Next up, iConcentrationCamp.
 

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These people confuse me. They project themselves to be the more free spirited, liberation oriented type. But they side with a company that has the most control over its product, and rules it with an iron fist, more than any other company out there. I mean, who's ever heard of a company getting law enforcement to raid someones house over a phone?
 
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Awesome, he totally made it because his gf couldn't find him cheating on her
 

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Wow, I went and saw the block against anyone not using an Apple product for myself. I am appalled that anyone finds this a positive feature.
I just...
I don't have the words.
 

gm0n3y

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[citation][nom]halls[/nom]Wow, I went and saw the block against anyone not using an Apple product for myself. I am appalled that anyone finds this a positive feature.I just...I don't have the words.[/citation]
Just change you browser's user agent to whatever Macs use and you can view the site on using any OS.
 

gm0n3y

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[citation][nom]gm0n3y[/nom]Just change you browser's user agent to whatever Macs use and you can view the site on using any OS.[/citation]
I just did this and was able to access the site, its pretty lame.
 

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Who cares most have either only gotten laid once or none at all. What next iViagra with a fancy iFruit logo. Well the last option for the iVirgins is mail order but that cost more than a full spec Mac Pro XD


 

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[citation][nom]Hellbound[/nom]These people confuse me. They project themselves to be the more free spirited, liberation oriented type. But they side with a company that has the most control over its product, and rules it with an iron fist, more than any other company out there. I mean, who's ever heard of a company getting law enforcement to raid someones house over a phone?[/citation]

Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
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