Golden Coffin Has Built-In Cell Phone

[exfileme]

You can make cell phone calls while you're dead and buried.

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[redplanet_returns]

so if i can somehow afford this, will they cancel my contract if i die??

oh wait a sec...

 

[fflam]

its not so much a problem anymore. but there used to be quite of few people declared dead and buried alive. even now there is still a lot of people with the fear of being buried alive. look up some of the other devices invented so people could notify others if they were mistakenly buried.

 

[orbitron]

No thank you.. I want internet.

 

[djackson_dba]

If the mistress already has the billions you left her, fat chance she will come dig you up and risk invalidating your death and the will that left her the billions. "I'm sorry, you can't be my lover. He's dead." Click.

 

[Camikazi]

sheesh, talk about call from the beyond.

 

[zachary k]

iCoffin?

 

[deadlockedworld]

Nooo! the phone is for the OTHER direction. After he's dead his enemies can call and gloat..

Or the mob can bury people then harass them..

 

[micky_lund]

haha. no "saved by the bell" with all that cushioning inside...you'd suffocate first

 

[rockola]

I have little doubt you have to take the entire thing in to the Apple store when the battery dies.

 

[RADIO_ACTIVE]

Completely Retarded!
that is all good by

 

[grieve]

""We're not exactly sure why anyone would need a built-in cell phone after you're dead'"

Let's face it.. why do u even need a coffin when your dead. Throw me in a tree shredder, im spent!

 

[grieve]

The cell phone is because the creditors NEVER quit!

 

[manitoublack]

Never mind the mobile phone: come on grave robbers, coffin made of GOLD!!

 

[falchard]

It should snap a photo of you every day and update it on your Facebook.

 

[Parsian]

i bet the Arabs down in UAE have bought couple already since they spend millions on car number plate to properly show how rich they are... since a 1.8 million dollar Bugatti does not do the justice

 

[SneakySnake]

How's the reception when your 6 feet under??

 

[Guest]

Can you hear me now?

 

[JohnnyLucky]

Ya'll gotta be kidding!

 

[idisarmu]

Imagine if the coroner took out the SIM card and put it in his own phone? He could scare the living CRAP out of the relatives by calling them.