Headphone hair, save me!

[DaronMal]

I've been dealing with headphone hair for years now, Im not sure what I can do to change it other than shaving myself bald, which I probably have a permanent dent already in my skull from the headphones....I dont like hats because Im not a hat person, I dont even own any hats, and its the middle of summer, no hoodie. What other fixes are there besides washing my hair constantly?

 

[Greenpernod]

a toque/beanie. Also there's an ancient method where you put 80's music on in the back ground and put your hands on the side of your head and push till your conish crown comes back.