iPad App Remedies Premature Ejaculation (Really?)

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"Or even better, the App simply has a picture of Steve Jobs saying: "avoid holding it that way"."

that might stop all ejaculation though...
 

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[citation][nom]_cubase_[/nom]I see they are finally addressing the epidemic plaguing most Apple fanatics.[/citation]
omg rofl xD...
 

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It's great to see there's apps out there to help deal with some of the problems the average Apple customer goes through every day. This will revolutionize the way you reproduce.
 
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Yeah, because I am usually holding my hand-held (no pun intended) computer while having sex (with someone else). Staring at the screen alone (depending on whats on it) instead of focusing on the act should do the trick of preventing premature ejaculation.
 

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[citation][nom]house70[/nom]LOLI guess Jane drew the short stick on who was supposed to write this article...But... really? No other news available?[/citation]

Hell no, I found it, I wrote it. :)
 
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