"hi, i'm a mac"
"and im a PC"
"hey PC, can you jailbreak windows phones? i can download any app!"
"no, you don't have to jailbreak to get good apps on my phones, open market"
"too bad, jailbreaking is...wait, your firing me?"
Mac Guy: "I'm an iPhone"
DROID Guy: "I'm a DROID"
Mac Guy: "You can jailbreak me"
DROID GUY: "What for? I'm already on Verizon. Oh, and might I mention that my camera is superior to yours...AND, I don't need a case to avoid dropped calls."
Mac Guy: "Well I have a lot more apps in my store."
DROID GUY: You also have a lot of useless apps in your store.
i just love how the mac vs. pc commercials were targeted for people who were complete idiots and knew nothing about a computer other than, oh, mac is obviously better because you "dont have to deal with all the crashes, viruses and spyware" .
of course the typical joe with common sense knows that the more Mac users their are, the less often you can actually say that phrase.
"hi i'm a mac"
"heay ima tweeen"
"hallo der!!1! Can u be djayel-brocken??"
"Nop, lolz, ur funny Eduardo!"
"Wel i canz. I can also call Justin Beeber "
"ITS BIEBER NOT BEEBER"
"Drat - Mac advertisement unsuccessful "
[citation][nom]ngom52[/nom]It's not just tweens who text like that; my 21 year old sister texts like that too and she actually studies English in college so, yeah..... I see a pretty bleak future ahead........[/citation]
Studying English in college, a bleak future indeed.