Man Officially Married Virtual GF, Plans Future

[exfileme]

Now that Sal9000 has officially married his virtual Love Plus wife, he briefly talks about life beyond.

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[Hellbound]

Hope his parents aren't expecting grand children.......

 

[angleheart]

Does that make Nitendo his mother in law?

 

[buwish]

wow...just wow...

 

[alchemy69]

He's in serious danger of shorting out that card slot.

 

[vaskodogama]

that's just a sicko nerd dude!
I once had a crush on a cartoon female when I was a kid[ the white hair lady in Atlantis cartoon by disney ] , but this? wow

 

[tmike]

They are registered at the comic book store and the zit aisle at Walgreen's.

 

[yao]

Nitendo will create a game called "virtual Kids" in the near future as a wedding gift for the couple.

 

[Icehearted]

[citation][nom]vaskodogama[/nom]that's just a sicko nerd dude!I once had a crush on a cartoon female when I was a kid[ the white hair lady in Atlantis cartoon by disney ] , but this? wow[/citation]
To be honest, a crush on a cartoon seems kinds worse to me than on an interactive video game character, not that either seems sensible.

I realize you said when you were a kid, but still...

 

[peterkidd]

Hellbound
"Hope his parents aren't expecting grand children......."

Thank God he won't procreate.

 

[Pei-chen]

[citation][nom]vaskodogama[/nom]that's just a sicko nerd dude!I once had a crush on a cartoon female when I was a kid[ the white hair lady in Atlantis cartoon by disney ] , but this? wow[/citation]
Halle Berry aka Storm?

 

[groveborn]

This article said "legally", but I guarentee it wasn't a legal wedding. The wedding was performed by a minister, but that's not how marriage works in Japan. Futhermore, marriage is only allowed between a man of at least 18 and woman of at least 16, and anyone under 20 needs their parent's permission. Since the video game character is not technically a woman, nor at least 16 years of age, nor can it receive parent's permission (it has none, it's not alive), there is no way it would be legal. Also, both parties need to agree and sign contracts, which a virtual character is not capable of doing.

 

[JohnnyLucky]

That is really really sad.

 

[WillDockery]

So, Artificial Intelligence has come this far, eh?

 

[jhansonxi]

I wonder if she'll get half his virtual stuff if they get a divorce.

 

[nitto555rchallenger]

what will happen when the Nintendo DS finally kicks the bucket.

He'll get his wife some new implants... i mean a bigger screen when Nintendo brings out their next newest hand-held.

 

[Guest]

That guy seriously needs to be locked up in a loony bin!

- After his virtual Wife Slams the DS shut on his Virtual YooHoo

- - [/i] I wonder if she would need a pair of virtual tweezers to find his real one?[/i]

 

[surfer1337dude]

So if he breaks his DS, or deletes the game, will he be arrested for murder???

 

[surfer1337dude]

[citation][nom]Icehearted[/nom]To be honest, a crush on a cartoon seems kinds worse to me than on an interactive video game character, not that either seems sensible.I realize you said when you were a kid, but still...[/citation]
In his defense, they make certain cartoons like that so ppl will watch (look at some like that one, kim possible, and some older ones as well like that betty boop), Dont get me wrong im not a person who has, just saying ppl do

 

[Guest]

Good idea, nice tax shelter if it really is a legal marrage.

Of course hes probably not that smart, hes probably just nuts.