Obama: I'm President; Where is My Cool Phone?

[Marcus Yam]

Perhaps if he has another term...

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[eaw2539]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]obama didn't hear? we passed a law stating you need a USA birth certificate to get a new phone....one more year with this clown....one more year.....[/citation]

YES!

 

[Silmarunya]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]obama didn't hear? we passed a law stating you need a USA birth certificate to get a new phone....one more year with this clown....one more year.....[/citation]

Oh the irony

I never really understood how people could even think Obama wasn't born in the US when his birth certificate clearly identifies him as a Hawaii native...

Besides, I never got the point of having to be born in the US. Basically, a person who moved to the US when he was, say, 6 can never become president, no matter how competent he is? Seems a bit strange for a nation that apart from 1% natives is made entirely from immigrants...

 

[plasmastorm]

He could ask China, they're gonna own the USA in a few years anyway haha.

 

[Sabiancym]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]obama didn't hear? we passed a law stating you need a USA birth certificate to get a new phone....one more year with this clown....one more year.....[/citation]

I'm amazed you can even use the internet with your obvious level of mental retardation.

Go cry to Rush Limbaugh, he's the only one who wants to hear it.

 

[amk09]

I love how eager everyone is to see the end of Obama's presidency, because you know they are gonna hate the next president just as much. Have you just run out of things to make fun of obama for so you want a new guy to make fun of?

Welp, start thinking of Donald Trump jokes fellas....

 

[figgus]

Where's your cool phone?

WHERE IS OUR COMPETENT PRESIDENT?

 

[jgutz2006]

[citation][nom]amk09[/nom]I love how eager everyone is to see the end of Obama's presidency, because you know they are gonna hate the next president just as much. Have you just run out of things to make fun of obama for so you want a new guy to make fun of?Welp, start thinking of Donald Trump jokes fellas....[/citation]

The New GUY? lets hope its a guy at least

 

[fball922]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]obama didn't hear? we passed a law stating you need a USA birth certificate to get a new phone....one more year with this clown....one more year.....[/citation]

I agree, we cannot stand much longer of this guy... Srsly.

I am die-hard conservative, but I wish people would drop the whole birth certificate thing, for the following reasons:

1. Hawaii only releases short-form birth certificates, so you will never see his full certificate.
2. Conservatives have much, MUCH stronger issues that we can win on. We don't need this gimmick which is more likely to backfire than come to anything positive.

If anything, the reason he is so hush-hush about his birth certificate is because his religion is likely listed as Muslim.

Anyway, Allen West 2012!

 

[Marco925]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]obama didn't hear? we passed a law stating you need a USA birth certificate to get a new phone....one more year with this clown....one more year.....[/citation]
Since nobody already believes the proof and screening that a US presidential candidate needs to be born in the USA which obama passed. I Challenge former presidential candidate John McCain to prove he was born in the United states since the Panama Canal zone is no longer part of the United States.

 

[samely]

Marcus, I'm hoping these comments aren't exactly what you were hoping for.

Anyways, from what I understand he wanted to keep his BlackBerry, but I don't recall how that turned out.

 

[acadia11]

he's doing fine, the guy regardless of what you state, has had actually a pretty stellar performance> yes, the debt grew but most of that was under the former president, including the bailout , which covered the 2009 budget, as well as Obama including the cost of both the Afghan and Iraq wars which Bush did not. Finally, he's actually stuck by the middle class , and compromised with the GOP who refuses to compromise, example, the GOP talks about debt, the bush tax cuts from '06 and '10 were never funded, we never had the money, and set to expire this year, Obama proposed extending them to 98% , and letting them expire for the top 2% (basically the ultra-wealthy), that approach cost us $200 billion for the next 10 years, the GOP refused to sign off stating the already extremely wealthy need even more tax cuts (although 25 years of tax cuts for the rich has proven to do nothing for an economy, Reagan raised them every year after his first because his trickle down economics were disasterous), but extending those tax cuts to the ultra-wealthy cost an addition $700 billion, 2% get $700 billion, I mean this is just Obama saying this is ridiculous go back to the Clinton era (a prosperous time) for the ultra-wealthy in terms of taxes, which is still far lower than what taxes have been. So, now that's a $900 billion tab, Obama had to make a choice, the middle class get's no tax cuts 98% and well the rich get none either but that does nothing to a guy worth $50 million , but a family worth $50 000 a year makes a huge difference, people say he caved, no he made a choice to help the middle class. NOw, the GOP wants to talk about budget, that continuation of tax cut for top 2% cost $70 billion for the next 10 years, and they were squabling over $39 billion, one simple decision could have saved nearly $1 trillion over the next 10 years? I don't see how the average person thinks they have anything in common economical with someone who is ultra wealthy, you don't.

But, back to the point, Obama has attempted to implement everything he campaigned on, the GOP blocked a more comprehensive healthcare plan, that would have reduced cost significantly with a public option, by forcing competition, where there is none now, but they made it about "socialism" and "death panels" and you guys ate it up hook line and sinker, the end we get a less comprehensive bill that doesn't address the real needs, but Obama compromises so again the middle class get's something. Despite what you want to say here, are the facts about Obama,

He turned around the deepest recession since the depression, far worse than anything Reagan faced, he reveresed the trend of increasing unemployment it get this 9 months, ended the recession (economy growing), and 18 months, decreasing unemployment numbers, and it's been 13 straight months of the US adding jobs, if you notice now, people are getting back to work, it took Reagan exactly 2 1/2 years to end his recession and 3+ years to see unemployment peak and start declining.

People didn't like the way Obama handled Libya, let's see, he managed to not get us in a protracted war, had france of all people steup up take the lead, sent out some token missles, boom is letting the Libyan people deal with Ghadafi ultimately, if that were Bush we'd still be on the ground 10 years later, and don't tell me, all of sudden GOP'rs are budget minded, WAR is the most costly endeavor any nation can undertake, The ARt of WAR , wanrs against this as the nation destroyer not militarily but because economically it bankrupts the state, so bottom line, if you go to war get in and get out, and no you have victory before you do, or better yet, have a plan to win. Obama played it beautifully least cost to the US, but the show of force neccessary to turn the tide.

Bottom line, this guy is extremely smart, and history will definitely state based on track record, he was on point. PS to show how perception has nothing to do with reality when it comes to measuring people, Jimmy Carter was listed as the 8th most conservative president ever, based on policy and governing, he was the only president to reduce the size of government, cut the dependence of foreign by half, and reduce nations debt, and stayed out of every foreign war (was considered soft for this .... economic prudence if you ask me) oh ... and everyone says he wasn't good on the economy, guess who hired Paul Volker the man credited with ending Reagan's recession and stagnation period, oh yes ... It was Jimmy Carter. Talk about talking the talk, contrast that with Reagan who along with GW Bush Jr are the only presidents to increase the size the nations debt , in comparison to the GDP percentage wise in the last 70 years, that's very hard to do ... Reagan scored 34th on that conservative list.

So, reality, has nothing to do with FUD, and say what you want aout Obama, the guy has gotten it done, period. NOw you tell me with facts why he's a clown? I mean when the guy who is the leading candidate for the GOP, is a rich dude, who is essentially a hustler, or the white version of Don King (another GOP member) who's greatest concern is background check on the presidents birth certificate, which has been done atleast 5 billion times is the best the people on the other side of the aisle can raly around, I have to ask, who is the clown, the president, or the people?

 

[cookoy]

BO has been watching too many bad movies. The person really in charge is Michelle, the mom-in-chief. She gets to use all the cool phones.

 

[cronik93]

Very well said^

 

[acadia11]

[citation][nom]fball922[/nom]I agree, we cannot stand much longer of this guy... Srsly.I am die-hard conservative, but I wish people would drop the whole birth certificate thing, for the following reasons:1. Hawaii only releases short-form birth certificates, so you will never see his full certificate.2. Conservatives have much, MUCH stronger issues that we can win on. We don't need this gimmick which is more likely to backfire than come to anything positive.If anything, the reason he is so hush-hush about his birth certificate is because his religion is likely listed as Muslim.Anyway, Allen West 2012![/citation]


Obama has done a great job. Let's discuss the issue shall we, because, I'm getting ready to embarass you with facts, you first, name why you say Obama hasn't done an exceptional job? And I want to hear about specific policy decisions not this general air of he spends too much, or such and such, because, I'll prove to you actually the GOP spent more, with facts, and I'm talking during his term in terms of the policies they want to push.

PS , this is how I know most conservatives are clueless about their facts, who in terms of policy and results, was the more conservative president, Ronald Reagan or Jimmy Carter?

 

[reggieray]

[citation][nom]Sabiancym[/nom]I'm amazed you can even use the internet with your obvious level of mental retardation.Go cry to Rush Limbaugh, he's the only one who wants to hear it.[/citation]
No one spends over 1.5 million dollars to keep their birth cirtificate hidden if they don't have something to hide, wake up fool or just drink some more CNN/MSNBC kool-aid.

 

[someguynamedmatt]

[citation][nom]figgus[/nom]Where's your cool phone?WHERE IS OUR COMPETENT PRESIDENT?[/citation]

Because you could definitely do a lot better job. Stop bitching about it and get over yourself.

 

[someguynamedmatt]

[citation][nom]acadia11[/nom]he's doing fine, the guy regardless of what you state, has had actually a pretty stellar performance> yes, the debt grew but most of that was under the former president, including the bailout , which covered the 2009 budget, as well as Obama including the cost of both the Afghan and Iraq wars which Bush did not. Finally, he's actually stuck by the middle class , and compromised with the GOP who refuses to compromise, example, the GOP talks about debt, the bush tax cuts from '06 and '10 were never funded, we never had the money, and set to expire this year, Obama proposed extending them to 98% , and letting them expire for the top 2% (basically the ultra-wealthy), that approach cost us $200 billion for the next 10 years, the GOP refused to sign off stating the already extremely wealthy need even more tax cuts (although 25 years of tax cuts for the rich has proven to do nothing for an economy, Reagan raised them every year after his first because his trickle down economics were disasterous), but extending those tax cuts to the ultra-wealthy cost an addition $700 billion, 2% get $700 billion, I mean this is just Obama saying this is ridiculous go back to the Clinton era (a prosperous time) for the ultra-wealthy in terms of taxes, which is still far lower than what taxes have been. So, now that's a $900 billion tab, Obama had to make a choice, the middle class get's no tax cuts 98% and well the rich get none either but that does nothing to a guy worth $50 million , but a family worth $50 000 a year makes a huge difference, people say he caved, no he made a choice to help the middle class. NOw, the GOP wants to talk about budget, that continuation of tax cut for top 2% cost $70 billion for the next 10 years, and they were squabling over $39 billion, one simple decision could have saved nearly $1 trillion over the next 10 years? I don't see how the average person thinks they have anything in common economical with someone who is ultra wealthy, you don't. But, back to the point, Obama has attempted to implement everything he campaigned on, the GOP blocked a more comprehensive healthcare plan, that would have reduced cost significantly with a public option, by forcing competition, where there is none now, but they made it about "socialism" and "death panels" and you guys ate it up hook line and sinker, the end we get a less comprehensive bill that doesn't address the real needs, but Obama compromises so again the middle class get's something. Despite what you want to say here, are the facts about Obama,He turned around the deepest recession since the depression, far worse than anything Reagan faced, he reveresed the trend of increasing unemployment it get this 9 months, ended the recession (economy growing), and 18 months, decreasing unemployment numbers, and it's been 13 straight months of the US adding jobs, if you notice now, people are getting back to work, it took Reagan exactly 2 1/2 years to end his recession and 3+ years to see unemployment peak and start declining. People didn't like the way Obama handled Libya, let's see, he managed to not get us in a protracted war, had france of all people steup up take the lead, sent out some token missles, boom is letting the Libyan people deal with Ghadafi ultimately, if that were Bush we'd still be on the ground 10 years later, and don't tell me, all of sudden GOP'rs are budget minded, WAR is the most costly endeavor any nation can undertake, The ARt of WAR , wanrs against this as the nation destroyer not militarily but because economically it bankrupts the state, so bottom line, if you go to war get in and get out, and no you have victory before you do, or better yet, have a plan to win. Obama played it beautifully least cost to the US, but the show of force neccessary to turn the tide.Bottom line, this guy is extremely smart, and history will definitely state based on track record, he was on point. PS to show how perception has nothing to do with reality when it comes to measuring people, Jimmy Carter was listed as the 8th most conservative president ever, based on policy and governing, he was the only president to reduce the size of government, cut the dependence of foreign by half, and reduce nations debt, and stayed out of every foreign war (was considered soft for this .... economic prudence if you ask me) oh ... and everyone says he wasn't good on the economy, guess who hired Paul Volker the man credited with ending Reagan's recession and stagnation period, oh yes ... It was Jimmy Carter. Talk about talking the talk, contrast that with Reagan who along with GW Bush Jr are the only presidents to increase the size the nations debt , in comparison to the GDP percentage wise in the last 70 years, that's very hard to do ... Reagan scored 34th on that conservative list.So, reality, has nothing to do with FUD, and say what you want aout Obama, the guy has gotten it done, period. NOw you tell me with facts why he's a clown? I mean when the guy who is the leading candidate for the GOP, is a rich dude, who is essentially a hustler, or the white version of Don King (another GOP member) who's greatest concern is background check on the presidents birth certificate, which has been done atleast 5 billion times is the best the people on the other side of the aisle can raly around, I have to ask, who is the clown, the president, or the people?[/citation]
Dude. I love you.
/double post

 

[acadia11]

[citation][nom]ReggieRay[/nom]No one spends over 1.5 million dollars to keep their birth cirtificate hidden if they don't have something to hide, wake up fool or just drink some more CNN/MSNBC kool-aid.[/citation]


Prove it, $1.5 million to hide what, where, spent it how, who did he give it to, the hospital, the church, he paid those people off? Who, I mean how does $1.5 million even if you could spend it hide your birth certificate? I mean he's not hiding it so, how does anything you freaking say even make logical sense???

 

[fball922]

[citation][nom]acadia11[/nom]blah blah blah[/citation]

He is extremely smart, for sure. He knows exactly what to do to DESTROY this country. He hates what the USA stands for (not to say he hates the USA), and he believes we need to be cut down to European size.

Facts:
1. 45% of Americans pay no taxes
2. European countries have enormous taxes and weaker economies. They have entitlement programs that Obama can only dream of, but many are cutting them because they are not possible to achieve in reality.
3. There is a reason tax cuts don't need to necessarily be funded. Reagan proved that when you cut taxes, government receipts GO UP. Increasing taxes on the wealthy only forces them to sit on their money and/or find more ways to avoid paying taxes (there are very legal ways of doing this). Taxing businesses is stupid to begin because you cannot tax a business at all... the cost is just passed on to consumers anyway. That's why the Fair tax makes so much sense, but people like Obama would never give up the punitive power in our 17,000 page tax code.
4. Given the ramifications of raising/lowering taxes in 3, Obama has implemented spending programs with no hopes of paying for them.
5. Obama didn't get us in to a "protracted war"? He has had no plan on how to handle it from the beginning. The great leader who got the Nobel Peace Prize is out bombing a sovereign nation. GASP. Do you realize that with both Iraq and Afghanistan, there were coalitions and UN statements in support of it?
6. Obama certainly has added jobs to the economy, the majority in the form of Federal government jobs. He has done very little for the private sector, but what does he care about that?
7. Obama certainly has decreased unemployment, but have you ever heard of UNDERemployment? Look it up and see where we stand. The economy is getting WORSE.
8. Obama is intentionally choking our energy supply. The EPA has forced Shell (I think) to stop drilling in Alaska and arbitrarily stopped all drilling activity in the Gulf following the accident, without plausible cause. This cost the region a number of jobs and economic activity. They have given ONE new drilling permit off the coast (I think...), yet complains about how GREED and PEOPLE WORKING THE SYSTEM are to blame for high oil prices... HA. The silly idea of green energy being a viable solution now is a complete sham, and he knows it.
9. As for the national debt, here's a nice little analogy: http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5yxFtTwDcc