Report: Man has surgery to fix problems with hand.
Apparently, after a San Fransisco man purchased an iPhone 4, he realized that he was loosing reception when he placed his hands on the 2 signature metal antennae bars of the device. The man contacted Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, producer of the iPhone and other iDevices, the eccentric CEO known best for his most recent invention, the iRack. Mr. Jobs informed the man that he was 'holding the iPhone 4 incorrectly' and advised the man to 'hold it differently'. The man, who asked to reamain anonymous, did not know any other way to hold the phone. He proceded to consult a local phasician looking to see if there was a prosthesis he could use to prevent signal loss. After consulting a local engineering firm, they were able to conclude that with the installation of a simple metal spoke screwed into his forearm with an iPhone cradle soldered on the end could prevent iPhone 4 signal loss. The man stated "Obviously, Steve knows what he is doing whenever he releases a finished product onto the market. And if he says I am holding the phone wrong, despite not knowing any other way to hold the phone, it is obvious there was something terribly wrong with me. This solves all the reception problems. The iPhone is truly the greatest phone ever."
Steve Jobs could not be reached for comment. But an Apple spokesperson responded. "We at Apple neither condone nor dissuade customers from changing their physical attributes with surgery to be able to use perfectly crafted Apple iProducts."