A Stoner: Hilarious!
Anyway, though, there would be two ways to make this an amazingly cool color. First a dark, almost black, flat red. By flat, I mean like the current Xbox's (the PS3 is a gloss). The other would be a chameleon color scheme. Have it be black as the primary color, but shift to a red depending on where you look at it (or have it be kind of a spotted red chameleon, so some parts are darker than others, giving the effect of blood splatter...Not polka-dots). Now, I like the a flat color better because it doesn't leave finger prints all over (I Hate my PS3 for that), but the chameleon would be pretty freakin' awesome.