[citation][nom]Kevin Parrish[/nom]The craft also sports joystick steering and a soft-foam bumper, making it ideal for expensive-yet-silly drunken bumper boat games (although without a seat-belt you might hit the water).[/citation]
That is probably one of the most awesome things you have ever said! I can only imagine how fun that would be.
[citation][nom]victomofreality[/nom]I'm cool with that as long as I get my own Marry Ann to keep me amused while I'm there[/citation]
As long as it's the Gilligan's Island Mary Ann and not the one from that Alice Cooper song.
[citation][nom]archange[/nom]Man, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those![/citation]
Man, I wouldn't be caught sober in one of those things!
So, who's up fort selling everything they own, taking out a huge loan, and going drunken bumper boating with me while we play techno and metal on our laptops and eat some fancy high class mac'n'cheese from our mini fridges? =)
Very entertaining article Kevin, you took some high class rich bitch junk, and actually gave it a proper use!
Oh yes, don't forget, while we're out bumper boating, lets also play Little Big Planet with a projector (from a stationary boat) on the side of our yacht!
The more I think about it, the more it could only be made better by having a 52" flatscreen TV right in front of the passengers so they can't see what's in front of them, a microwave off to one side, the fridge coming standard, and a handle that makes a "flush" sound.