The Blanket That Absorbs Farts

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Rahbot

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LOL Tats funny even for the money ha ha ha. When I fart my wife tells me that I stink and I need to go wash my ass.
 

omnimodis78

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Out is better than in, and I am sure that princible applies to this... Can you imagine how this blanket would smell after, say, a week? I'm sure not like downy.
 

maxiim

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I can see this thing wrecking more marriages. "Hey honey, you smell like crap during the night, here, a thoughtful gift."
 

carlhenry

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[citation]Looks like flatulence is a leading cause for divorce in the United States.[/citation]

now this is a surprising find than the fart blanket itself!
 

nforce4max

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[citation][nom]Reklatsa[/nom]Could this be made big enough to cover all American Republicans if congregated into one place?[/citation]

Do they make one for the democrats opps I mean sourcrats. Nothing like a bunch of Trotskyites running a once proud nation into the dirt. All sourcrats hail el presidente Obama.
 

TomD_1

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If your partner farting is going to make you want to divorce, you've got some issues. I guess theres a niche for every product though
 

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Even putting aside the "ridiculous" of the idea itself, even the design suck. The fact that both people are under the same blanket probably negates all advantages; the smell will just travel under it up to your loved-one's face ...

For it to be efficient, they should have made some underwear out of that (but I guess it would look and feel like a diaper) or a "sleeping bag style" individual enclosure.
 

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[citation][nom]dman3k[/nom]I'm sorry, but my farts smell better than a woman in her period. When are we getting the iPad?[/citation]

That is *seriously* offensive.
 

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where's the fun in this. I actually fluff the covers to share mine with my wife. After 7 years of marriage it's the littles things that keep things interesting.
 
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