What a horrible and ugly world to live in. In a total of a couple of hours in the morning, John Doe has effectively checked his email, given up the ability to feel safe in his own home due to the need of security cameras, been reminded that he hates his co-worker, been forced to choose which BS of media source he would like thrown in his face all day as the media exploits meaningless stories, reminded on a constant basis that his financial holdings are falling more rapid than his sugar level and that he needs to eat because he can't even acknowledge his stomach's growlings due to his constant connectivity to a home network that won't even let him have a face to face talk with his son. Nevermind that fact that his son is a manic depressant and doesn't need movie tickets and $100 for dinner for a date that won't even happen.
After his rediculously unproductive morning, John then decides it would be great to discuss business while gaming and doing a couple of quests in WoW, which then turns into the biggest distraction and John accomplishes nothing more than getting irritated that his lvl-120 Blood Elf Mage was pWnD by a lvl-100 Night Elf Rogue...
After a pathetically unproductive day at work, John proceeds to watch fake tv hosts that look like their funny counterparts and are even funnier, which asks the question, why are they even on in the first place if someone is funnier? John's mother is rather ill, and in the hospital, yet he decides its easier to send emails to her doctor and have the hospital correspond via automated systems telling him that his mother skipped her prescription. A rather uncaring incident, considering he doesn't even bother to call his mother to find out what is going on with her and could have easily had a bit of conversation and found out from her that her meds were making her sick. The best bit of information coming out of John's unsociable family gathering consisting of pda's and monitors with speakers and microphones that can't display faces correctly, is the fact that the iphone is TOAST!
Pathetic... whoever wants this life can have it. I currently have a wife, a dog, 2 pc's, a PS3, an LCD-HDTV and cell phone. This is MORE than enough to keep me occupied in this ADHD inflicted world. This makes me want to farm potatoes, chew tobacco, and ride tractors.
~Josh