Thieves Steal iPad Along With Man's Finger

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mlopinto2k1

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[citation][nom]pwnzerage[/nom]"That's what you get for buying a iPad, bitch."[/citation]Your joking right? Ooooo.... what I would wish upon scum like you.
 

micr0be

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"The bag, however, was tied around Jordan's finger."

why? .... why would anyone tie anything to a finger ? especially a pinky ... wtf
 

aletoil

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They need to find him and beat that arse. I saw the camera shot of this guy...he had on a tracksuit. Stealing an Ipad is one thing, but wearing a tracksuit? What sorcery is this???
 

haunted one

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That's just messed up. And the last part:

"I hope you understand what you've done to my life and my family's life for a simple piece of apparatus that'll be junk in a couple of years."

It's junk already and Apple will declare it junk in 10 months when they release one with Flash and webcam.
 

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[citation][nom]burnley14[/nom]His multitouch capabilities just dropped 10%[/citation]

As terrible as it is, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this.
 

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People should invest in handguns instead of a useless iPad.

You cant kill a robber with a shiny locked down tablet. Hell you counldnt even do it with a jail-broken one...
 

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On the (sort of) up-side, the pinky is not the most useful out of the fingers. Not as bad as losing an index finger anyway. Still sucks though
 

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[citation][nom]micr0be[/nom]"The bag, however, was tied around Jordan's finger."why? .... why would anyone tie anything to a finger ? especially a pinky ... wtf[/citation]

You've never wrapped the handles of a shopping bag around your fingers as you're walking with it to make the bag shorter or keep steady?
 
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