Recent content by Apple Troll Master

Job's maggots are doing back flips in their caskets.

My name alone will get me in trouble.

alidanhow about more leanency to violence in schools... here me outmy parents generation, it wasnt as horrible as it gets now, they dont talk about it much, but really a punch to the face of the person making fun of you ends allot of the "bullying"neighbor who was in school about 7-10 years...

LORD_ORIONPhisher Pricier....Remember when toys were made out of metal?I've seen Apple products last longer in the hands of young kids compared to the crap this company turns out. That's because Apple makes the Fisher Price of computers. Overpriced crap..... My screen name says it all. =)

Wait! Wait! How about a Siri operated Baday? Any takers? That would be pretty sweet..."Siri rinse my ass please."

When are they going to make Apple Toilet Paper that can scan my feces and suggest music or tv shows on my Apple TV?

Can't wait to abuse this...I am going to create a bunch of fake people on FB and say they are all suicidal. If I'm mad at one of my friends for an hour I may have to report them as suicidal. This will be AWESOME!

I agree with all the statements in this forum. The day we have the movie shooting from the floor to make a real 3D / Holographic movie where objects will be in the way of other objects depending on where you are seated in the theater and no glasses required is the day I'll see a 3D movie. It...

Was on a clients pc the other day and they had Netscape and have never cleared their web cache. The oldest files dated back to 2005. They couldn't imagine that would slow things down...Derp!

Working as intended.

Apple makes the Fisher-Price of computers and phones. Durable, Few colors, and can only be used one way. Good Luck with your investment =)

Apparently the location services doesn't work on that iPhone...what a POS.

scottydog1969I'm patiently waiting for Micro$oft to jump in and sue Apple into the Stoneage....Didn't M$ do a touchscreen tablet back in 2005 ? or did i imagine it ?Surely they didn't do that without getting copyrights and patents at the time ? Scottydog you are correct...here it is...

Now you know the game will suck if they have to do an event this big just to get people to see it first hand. Anti-vision is sweating bullets because Battlefield 3 is coming out in October. As soon as all these fanboys see one of there friends playing Battlefield they are going to cancel their...

Can't wait til they target Steam....I hate steam. Having to run steam to play your games is BS. TAKE'EM DOWN BOYS! Shut them down like the nuclear reactors in Japan.