Recent content by johnny_5

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    Google Maps Error Blamed for Costa Rica Invasion

    Do they look at Wikipedia to determine the strength of the enemy too? "Hey it says here they've had no military since 1949, and try to solve things peacefully." "Ha, what dumbasses. Time for an invasion."
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    iPhone is Now the Favorite Toy for Toddlers

    Don't badmouth the Lego, man.
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    Stephen Hawking: Hey Stupid, Let's Go Into Space

    It's pretty bold to say that the scientific account it complete. We do not, and never will know all there is to know about the universe. We know or will know about it to a satisfactory extent maybe, but not a complete extent. Still, the explanations given by science are good enough for me.
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    Stephen Hawking: Hey Stupid, Let's Go Into Space

    Sounds like the colonization plan at the end of Ender's Game: spread out the human race so we can't be wiped out. Ender's Game is a great read by the way, my favourite book.
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    President Obama Announces Video Game Contest

    Every modern 3D pc game promotes an interest in technology; you gotta find a rig that'll play it.;)
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    PlayStation Move Will Turn You Into a Mii Killer

    reprotectedWhat the heck just happened? Yeah, too someone who doesn't already know about the Move this commercial will just confuse them. I like the idea of the Move, much more precise than a Wiimote (well, without motion-plus anyways) and with better buttons. Don't think I'll buy it any time...
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    Bugatti Electric Supercar in the Works

    So, everything except for braking? :lol:
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    Woman Addicted to Online Game Neglects Children and Leaves Bodies of Starved Dog

    You know it would suck to have your only parent addicted to gaming, but really the 13- and 10-year-olds are old enough that when they see the problem progress to the point that the dogs are starving, then being left to rot, they should think 'hmm maybe I should do something about this.' If they...
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    The HumanCar: Bedrock Hotrod, 2010 Edition

    Next up they'll have human powered motorcycles. Let's see, they can call it, a bicycle! Seriously $15,500? You can buy a used car and many years worth of gas with that money.
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    If Only the Graphics of Halo Could Look This Good

    In this case the hope that's being delivered is a large bomb.
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    Sumo Wrestlers Find the iPad 'Finger-compatible'

    The thought of a sumo wrestler sending a fax amuses me. I can picture him threatening the machine with a few sumo stomps when it's not working, and when it still isn't working full-on charging it and knocking it through the wall. Then someone else walks by and they're like 'Damnit Suzuki, again?'
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    Mozilla: 10-minute ''Private Browsing'' Spikes Common Occurrence At Lunchtimes

    The 25th percentile is 4:30. If it is indeed for porn then it seems like a very short time to enjoy yourself. Especially if it takes you a minute to get to the content you want. Also in the image above, if you want privacy that badly, then you'd probably care about people seeing your keystrokes...
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    Justin 'Mac' Long Messes With Bieber-aware Teen

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry at her ignorance. I shall laugh. He Ha!
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    Nintendo Wii Becomes Fastest Selling Console

    I don't mean to bring Apple bashing into articles not about Apple, but when Apple succeeds I always sigh internally and question the buying habits of my fellow consumer. I also shudder to think that other companies will follow their example. I've had the same thoughts about Nintendo since the...
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    Sony Planning PSP Go Phone Running Android 3.0

    I like gaming, and wouldn't want to carry more than one device, but I'm not sure I'd use this. Breaks from work are too short for gaming, and I'm happy listening to music in one ear and talking as I do now. Once I start working at a new job I may start taking the train, in which case it would...