No they won't, because in the future everybody will have their GUID (that's Global Unique Identifier, for the technically challenged) tattooed to their foreheads.
What in hell is going on here? Tablet computers have been around for years, and all of a sudden Apple releases a crippled device and the idiot droves can't get enough? This is out of control.
This is why I would never invest in a Japanese company. If a public American corporation flat turned out a revenue opportunity, the CEO would be immediately ousted. The Japanese do it out of spite.