You know, I really don't like Microsoft, but I really do appreciate what they've done with porn. I hope they don't water it down because people complain.
Hell, I'll complain too so I sound holier than though too. But, not at the risk of them diluting the wall of porn that is quickly becoming part of the fabric of American culture. It's got to stop before we lose this! What is it to be American, but to enjoy porn? Microsoft should be applauded for making it even easier with their mouse over play feature. It's this type of innovation that shows Microsoft isn't wasting their billions in research dollars.
I would suggest they rename Internet Explorer though. The name is real lame. I'd suggest "Porn Surfer", and the use of more sexually explicit controls. Or maybe they could do this as a special edition version of Internet Explorer, like those Monopoly special editions. And then refuse to allow this to be distributed to EU countries. Can you imagine the Dutch if they were denied the "Porn Surfer"? They'd leave the EU. Other people rebel against their government and finally put an end to the incessant fining if they were missing out on "feature rich" products like the Porn Surfer. Not that they'd admit to liking porn, of course, they'd say they were just supporting freedom of expression, or something like that.