China Bans the Beating of Internet Addicts

[mailboxqwert]

Well.. better late then never.

 

[cyberkuberiah]

*being sarcastic* ... and what in the name of , rights and citizen welfare ? lol ...

 

[rbarone69]

This must really take a toll on any socialized heath care system.

 

[astrodudepsu]

better late than never i guess.

 

[PodSix]

"Such regulation is likely in response to the death of a 15-year-old boy, who was beat to death at an internet addiction camp in southern China's Guangxi region."

yeah, but what they didn't tell you is that it was by a Chinese official.

 

[Regulas]

The picture even gave me a chuckle. That was a funny episode of South Park.
PS, We have allot of people here in the US that we can send to China for some beatings, ones that really deserve it. Instead we give them TV, gyms, food, clean clothes, etc, all on the tax payer dime.

 

[invlem]

Conflicted emotions, part of me wants to laugh, part of me wants to cry.

Boths parts of me are thinking WTF?

 

[The Schnoz]

and this whole time I thought human rights didn't exist in China. Man, was I wrong.

 

[DXRick]

In a country that eats dogs and kills cats to make fur coats, this is progress indeed!

 

[Guest]

"China Bans the Beating of Internet Addicts", starts shooting them instead; it's easier that way...

 

[dainsane1]

[citation][nom]Uncle Meat[/nom]Great. So how am I supposed to get the kid off the damn computer now?[/citation]

two words "Shocky monkey"

 

[tanderskey]

last i heard the CN govt still picks someone once a year, brings em to a public bridge, has them kneel and fires a bullet into the back of their face. if youre lucky enough to live in China you know that the govt isnt just another squinty-eyed friend with small hands making helpful suggestions like "please dont beat the addicts" ... the CN govt is also your owner.

 

[gravitygirl]

ROFLMAO. I nearly backsnorted my quesadilla Tandersky. Not sure why some unlucky citizen getting shot struck me as so funny but I'm in tears of laughter over here.

Okay, I know, it was when you described where he was being shot.

Darkly hilarious.

 

[Guest]

Maybe the patient got his WoW account
taken away from him and started doing PvP in the clinic. Unfortunately, the attendant got a crit.