"Wow, horribly written article. Maybe I can't read, but what day is it? You state what time, but not what day. What a load of bull. "
At least Jane can write. You, thogrom, can't read.
Second paragraph says....
"So how early am I forcing you to rise? If you're on the East Coast, you might be awake anyway. Unfortunately for those on the West Coast, unless you work the graveyard shift, you're likely still asleep at 04:30 a.m. on a Friday so you'll actually have to set an alarm."
She also says it is happening this weekend. Friday is part of this weekend.
Yeah, you can't read, thogrom.