Dutch Porn Star Offers Fellatio to Her Twitter Fans

[applegotmelaid]

God bless the Dutch

 

[Guest]

You could probably fill a bath with that much man sauce! Guinness World Records anyone?

 

[Guest]

You've got to be pretty desperate or sad to sign up. I'd lay money on it being a download link to a BJ money shot or her website!

 

[IFLATLINEI]

Not even a blow job could get me to sign up for a service called "Twitter"

 

[LePhuronn]

I sincerely doubt she'd do blowjobs to completion anyway - it can still take even the most sensitive guy a few minutes to finish through oral alone, multiplied by almost 100,000 guys is a looooooong time.

Pure logistics.

She'll probably end up putting a 30 second time limit on the act (which is still 35 days of sucking), or will randomly draw 500 lucky followers.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

[citation][nom]Camikazi[/nom]Almost, almost tempted me to make a Twitter account just to follow but dying to an STD cause of a BJ from some random porn star is not worth it.[/citation]

Oh snap.... I didn't think of that. xD I made an account for this reason alone!

 

[Gin Fushicho]

PS. Maybe I should ask for something less than a BJ? xP

I'm sure the way to obtain it is a pain in the ass anyway, and involves spending money to get on a plane.

 

[LePhuronn]

It's Bobbi Eden so I'll pass...Katja Kassin on the other hand and I'm all over it. Literally probably. In about 20 seconds.

 

[NuclearShadow]

I have no desire to put my penis in her mouth with how many before have already been there let alone that outrageous number coming afterward. I think I'll just let my wife continue to do the honor.

 

[Lewis57]

This is almost worth signing up to twitter....Actually no, **** that.

 

[shin0bi272]

Hey almost a good enough reason to give a rats ass about soccer. Almost... but who wants sloppy 89,999ths?

 

[mindspring]

Finally it makes sense to sign up on twitter.

 

[mindspring]

Great, but can she play Crysis?

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]cashews[/nom]Finally, a chance for Twitter users to lose their virginity![/citation]
Yea cause the Twitter user who is a porn star[citation][nom]ronch79[/nom]I for one don't want a BJ from a girl who gave 89,999 other men a good time. Yuck.[/citation]
89,999 that day, remember she is a porn star, increase the number to be closer to the correct amount 😛

 

[Camikazi]

Well that message messed up, anyway first part was she is using Twitter and is OBVIOUSLY not a virgin 😛

 

[climber]

Talk about being tongue tied!

 

[Repelsteeltje]

She's counting on the fact most guys can't get it up for the camera – on command – anyway. Hard fact of the porn industry... Cocky yes, woodie no.

 

[n3ard3ath]

[citation][nom]NuclearShadow[/nom]I have no desire to put my penis in her mouth with how many before have already been there let alone that outrageous number coming afterward. I think I'll just let my wife continue to do the honor.[/citation]

You're the only intelligent person in there. I'm sure your wife is much more respectable than this slut anyway. She's not even that sexy. No tits, no ass, and a pretty basic face full of make-up.

 

[Guest]

"Experts believe the cause of death was a protein overdose"

 

[JonnyDough]

No offense porn star slut, but I can do a lot better.