Gates Foundation Backs New Contraceptive Method

[tainted_peak]

Or you know you could just use a condom.....

 

[spks19]

Here's one for you. Pull out. If that doesn't work, enjoy fatherhood. God loves you.

 

[ta152h]

This device really makes a lot of sense. Anyone that subjects themselves to this is probably so stupid, it's not a bad thing if they never recover their fertility. They don't have enough gray matter that they should be breeding anyway.

It's a pity they can't rig television sets to do this. You know, sterilize the dolts that watch shows like "Dancing with the Star" and "American Idol". It would cause some short term problems, but, in the long term, would be a real shot in the arm for evolution.

 

[jgalecio]

GF "I love you baby."
ME "I love you too snookems. Now lets get it on!"
GF removes boxers..
GF "OMG what happened to your left testicle!?!"
ME "Oh I lost it during the Gates Foundation vs. Mens right to their Tesiticle war of 2014."
GF "That sucks."
ME "No it blew.. seriously."

 

[Guest]

"yes mr doctor. please blast my buts with ultrasonic waves so they stop working for a few months."

My buddy did the same thing. He just simply punched me in the balls while i was looking up

 

[gti88]

An ultrasonic blast in the groin? OUCH!

 

[ravewulf]

Doesn't stop STDs (at all)

 

[gti88]

May, after an ultrasonic blast in the spinal cord, a man will lose his sex hunger?

 

[failboat]

Don't cum in her; cum on her.

 

[toastninja17]

[citation][nom]failboat[/nom]Don't cum in her; cum on her.[/citation]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU WIN FOREVER

 

[whatisupthere]

to gti88
Sex drive would be related to testosterone production. This occurs in the leydig cells of the testes. Leydig cells are found between the seminiferous tubules that produce sperm. The seminiferous tubules are more fragile and likely would be disrupted by the ultrasonic blast. The idea is that the leydig cells are less vulnerable to mechanical vibration due to their structure and would still function normally. Sex drive should not be decreased if this works.
btw I would not do this unless there were many years of research backing it up as safe.

 

[Icehearted]

believe a blast of ultrasound to the testes

...and I am outta here.

 

[crinky]

cant wait to have a blast

 

[bv90andy]

I don't know why Bill would do this! It's not for poor countries as there nothing beats a condom for stopping not just seaman but a lot of SDDs. This is for the horny couple who doesn't want children.

 

[abbadon_34]

Best male contraceptive: Looking like Bill Gates!

 

[Lewis57]

Swallow a small windows operated chip, and i mean micro, that heads for the sperm banks and BSoDs, no problem.

 

[xophaser]

This proves Bill's money can own you.

I wonder who were the test subject, stupid men do stupid thing for a few bucks.

 

[killerclick]

Don't care since no girls want to have sex with me. When's Crysis 2 coming out again?

 

[The_Trutherizer]

This is exactly the kind of thing the world needs. It sounds really convenient and cost effective.

 

[hairystuff]

Sonic Boom. Lets try that on Bill Goatse's nuts first.