Hi-Tech Toilet Uses Remote Control

[exfileme]

This seat will keep you warm during those long Nintendo DS sessions.

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[JofaMang]

Best
Crapper
Evar

 

[jblack]

This would make Thomas Crapper proud!

 

[j51]

"the remote stand also serves as the toilet roll holder"

ugh.... this Hi-Tech "seat" does not come with the "warm water jet" and "air dryer" for cleaning our private/delicate area?

That should make this even more Hi-Tech (though the idea is not new anymore).

 

[j51]

wait.... maybe the "...triple-jet,..." is for the personal cleaning.... butit still lack an nice and warm air dryer...lol

hehe

 

[gorehound]

Also has electric powered sex toys.

 

[Guest]

I would hate to imagine the Fraternity and Sorority pranks that would occur if these toilets were installed in Colleges.

A bit of hardware tampering, then a bit of hacking and Voila!

Instant Pranking of the kind that would Hit the 6:00 News

 

[ColMirage]

Remote control huh? Too bad you can't take your crapper remotely...

 

[MU_Engineer]

The question I have is how well does the toilet do the ONE job a toilet absolutely needs to do? All of these extra features are nice and all, but if it's like just about every toilet made since the mid-1990s (when the EPA mandated the low-flush, aka the "flush it six times to try get it all down, then grab the plunger because it's clogged" toilets), it works about as well as Microsoft Works.

When there's a new toilet you can legally buy in this country that can successfully deal with the aftermath of eating Taco Bell at 2 am, put THAT on the front page because that would be a technological feat of massive proportions.

 

[sliem]

Ugh.

 

[7amood]

notice the curved designed perfectly and professionally to accommodate the back for long shits.

Edit: i meant to say sits... but nevermind...

 

[ravewulf]

[citation][nom]j51[/nom]"the remote stand also serves as the toilet roll holder"ugh.... this Hi-Tech "seat" does not come with the "warm water jet" and "air dryer" for cleaning our private/delicate area?That should make this even more Hi-Tech (though the idea is not new anymore).[/citation]
Toto does that http/www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletC110.aspx I'd like one of those

 

[Guest]

these type of toilets are everywhere in japan..noting new really.

 

[wintermint]

I would be even more impress if it's voice-controlled... "Toliet, wipe my butt" that way we can still game and shit!

 

[Marco925]

Now that you have that shiny new iPad in your hands, you'll need a better place to "read the news."

Oh no, that means i should avoid touching other people's iPads

 

[Aragorn]

Look up the Toto Washlet. Has the water jet, dryer and everything else that this one does, been around at least 6 years. I have one at home and it is better than a gold toilet seat.

 

[may1]

This is old technology in Japan. What is so surprising about it???

 

[JohnnyLucky]

Back in the late 1990's I spent 3 years in Japan. When I saw the headline Toto was the first thing I thought of.

 

[Zingam]

But does it whip my ass too?????

 

[Capital W]

I always thought that Toto toilets lived to flush....If I ever need to replace any here, that will be my first choice.

That Giovannoni Washlet will take care of many a Crysis.