how do i make my laptop faulty?

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stew198269

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hey guys if i send my laptop off to the shop 1 more time i get my money back as been there for 3 repaires but kinda fed up of it now and wanna do something to it but dont no what i rang them up and told them its blue screening all time is there anything i can do to a part or anything else?
 


You want someone to help you defraud the repair shop and the manufacturer into giving you a new laptop?
I'll bow out of this.
 
Hi,
If its a Toshiba, acer, gateway :
just watch movies nonstop and it will die out on you 😛

What brand is it?

I do understand the frustration of buying an expensive lemon from a brand that doesn't care to much about their costumers.
 
There are many ways to make a lap top faulty.

#10 Soak it in Ketchup
# 9 Drop a hammer on it several times
# 8 Let a gang of Koala's play with it
# 7 Hang it on a Jacob's Ladder
# 6 Put a wig on it and take it down to the red light district, let it make you money
# 5 Magic marker the screen so it's perma black
# 4 Ship it to some one via post, don't get insurance on it
# 3 Give it to your parents
# 2 Jumper cables
And the number one way to make a lap top faulty
# 1 Put it on the third rail and pee on it
 


OK I had to admit #1 had me rolling, maybe we should send this to David Letterman. :lol:

Although #4 was tried on an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer tried to make a faulty insurance claim for Jerry's broken stereo, it didn't end well. :lol:
 
banned r u for real ive been on here years and was asking a simple question ive got to the point where im fucked off with sending it back luckely i have a desktop pc to use put ya self in my shoes its doing my nut sending it back all time the guys on the phone told me if it comes back again then i gets a new one if hes advicing me this how am i in the wrong?
 
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