Hustler Producing Super Pricey Avatar 3D Porno

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[citation][nom]joytech22[/nom]The ONE movie that just doesn't deserve to be put down like this![/citation]

Oh yes. Yes it does.
 

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LMAO, if course it has to be Jane that gets the news piece about 3D pron. No other interested takers, Marcus, Rico? I guess it's not a set visit, just a news story.
 

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Good God the things that people come up with these days o_O
I know my fair share of porn but this is over the edge by any measure but who knows knowing how sick minded people are these days. Most porn is crap any way and is mostly poor taste with little or no style worth mentioning. As for the rest I really don't care to much about except for a few rare examples. As the saying goes why watch when you can't touch (most of the time).
 

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[citation][nom]Antimatter79[/nom]Yeah, baby. I love the way you smurf my smurf! Ahh, aah! I'm about to smurf! Wait, don't you want to smurf on my smurf?[/citation]
Post of the day! SMURF YEAH!!!
 
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So I'm confused, if anything the BRAIDS not 'tails', are filled with nerves which aid in a Vulcan like mind meld, or one on one telepathy. It isn't mentioned at any point in the movie that it is only for sex (which would mean the movie depicts bestiality if taken as a sex organ). Did MNN even watch the movie?

Plus if you've read from the Saga of Seven Suns, the sex organs are as conventional as they are on humans, the nerve braids are something else. It is a pity Avatar's Na'vi are tall since this parody would make more sense as a Na'vi woman with (a) human(s).
 

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Hilarious. Well, at least this won't have anti-capitalism and lame treehugger far left-wing wacko tones to it & the overall story will be better than the real movie. The sad thing is.....most Avatar nuts (known as Avatards) will buy it.
 

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First Bi-tanic, and now A$$atar. Cameron must be feeling pretty good about himself right now. Michael Bay could only be so lucky. Tranny-formers, anyone?
 

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[citation][nom]gti88[/nom]Now wait for the "Shrek the Sex Monster 3D"![/citation]
It's funny you say that. I've always wondered how Donkey and the Dragon did it ...
 

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[citation][nom]Antimatter79[/nom]Yeah, baby. I love the way you smurf my smurf! Ahh, aah! I'm about to smurf! Wait, don't you want to smurf on my smurf?[/citation]

this may be the most epic post on Toms...EVER. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.
 
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