[citation][nom]rambo117[/nom]^im loving this epic story[/citation]
Now this is a story all about how
Why Microsofton and Linux are fighting now,
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you why everyone laughs as the laptop called Mac Air.
On the internets and Redmond
They were created and raised
In the hard drives of geeks who spend most of their days,
Trolling on forums and bein' a tool
Then writin' on Facebook about how they're real cool
When a couple of devs who were up to no good,
Didn't like how things were done in Redmond's 'hood
The code they wrote got the Deceptronics scared
They said "your open-source software is completely unfair!"
Linux whistled for a lawyer and when it came near,
It transformed to a penguin who said "War is here!"
The Claytronics thought that the war was unfair
But they thought "nah, we get it, viva open software!"
Mac-came-to the warzone around 7 or 8
Saw there was smart people so yelled "smell ya later"
Looked at it's fanbase, it was finally there,
To sell it's shitty laptop that it calls the "Mac Air".