iPad App Remedies Premature Ejaculation (Really?)

[rmmil978]

[citation][nom]_cubase_[/nom]I see they are finally addressing the epidemic plaguing most Apple fanatics.[/citation]

Wait...don't you have to actually be involved with someone physically in order to suffer this problem? This is not an issue for Apple fanatics.

 

[bradlei]

I thought they preferred to premature ejaculate.. Then they can go back to playing with their ipad quicker.

 

[jasperjones]

i betcha this fell through the cracks and is going to get censored by Apple belatedly

 

[chickenhoagie]

now they need an app to solve the exact opposite problem. It takes me too LONG to ejaculate :/

 

[pojih]

but no pr0n?

 

[Guest]

Jane, how is your last name pronounced? I cannot find any information on the net, and it's quite frustrating whenever I see your name.

 

[micr0be]

[citation][nom]pronouncemcentegart[/nom]Jane, how is your last name pronounced? I cannot find any information on the net, and it's quite frustrating whenever I see your name.[/citation]

OCD eh?... yea thats not at all creepy

APPLE SLOGAN: "ALL YOUR SPERM ARE BELONG TO US!"
"WE CAN EVEN CONTROL YOUR EJACULATION."
"JOIN OUR SEXUALLY INCAPABLE COMMUNITY TODAY."

/i'm just warming up...

 

[JOSHSKORN]

I hope they'll come out with a DROID version of "AMP Up Before You Score"

 

[thomaseron]

There are several techniques (spelling?) that I can't ejaculate, oh I mean: write about here...

 

[rantoc]

Well if people are so "stupid" to buy the hardware... they sure as hell are stupid enought to believe in an app like that. Almost wish my company had with iCultists to work with, easy money!

 

[Lekko]

A hypnosis app?

Careful, the 10th time you use it, it turns you into a chicken!

 

[JMcEntegart]

[citation][nom]pronouncemcentegart[/nom]Jane, how is your last name pronounced? I cannot find any information on the net, and it's quite frustrating whenever I see your name.[/citation]

Mac-in-tag-ert. Paste "mcintaggert" into this website and the nice robot man will tell you how to say it.

 

[2GooDrumr]

What ever happened to the whole 'There's no adult content in the App Store - We're above that'
Right, this is a medical app.
Thanks Steve for clarifying

 

[jimslaid2]

Where is the App to make you ejaculate? That is what the iPad needs. One for women and men, gay and straight. Oh yeah. The App will come with free tissue and vaseline.

 

[dextermat]

lmao : who need that anyway: just stick it up your way more efficient!!!!

 

[dman3k]

So is that an app that shows you a picture of Rosie O'Donnell or what?

 

[Kryan]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]Hell no, I found it, I wrote it.[/citation]
Problems plaguing the personal life there??? 😛
Seriously, the only way I can imagine this working is if the "relaxing videos" are of gory war movies...OR Steve himself.

 

[ksampanna]

The cat is out of the bag, I guess, with regards to the majority of the Apple fanbase.

 

[RipperjackAU]

[citation][nom]monsta[/nom]iPad owners actually have sex?[/citation]

Indeed they do!... With their iPads. 😛

 

[lashton]

its really sad to think how much apple is paying tomshardware to post apple related news, seriously when did this become your biggest money eraner, its amazing you goto anadtech maybe one or 2 apple related topics here today 5!