iPhone App Discovers That Sex Makes You Happy

[icemunk]

Hmm.. well this explains why I'm not happy. Amazing!

 

[itchyisvegeta]

This is wonderful. Now they just need to target this app and the ipad toward HOUSEWIVES!

 

[itchyisvegeta]

This is wonderful. Now they just need to target this app and the iPad toward HOUSEWIVES!

 

[f-14]

what makes me happy: not knowing icr@p

 

[dogman_1234]

I don't have sex and I am happy.

 

[husker]

According to the numbers in the article, these people filed, on average, over 113 updates each. In what way are these people in any way to be considered normal? I mean, who DOES that and then can claim to represent a random sample of human beings?

 

[tacoslave]

[citation][nom]dtemple[/nom]This news must be fake. Obviously iPhone users cannot possibly get laid.[/citation]

Well to be fair its mostly gay sex 😉

 

[jodrummersh]

[citation][nom]victorintelr[/nom]Actually, remember that Steve Jobs is happy as long as is over 7"[/citation]

This comment sounds like it's inappropriate, but I can't quite decipher it...

 

[flamethrower205]

I see Apple and the makers of the ShakeWeight partnering to encourage "happiness"

 

[buddhav1]

Also in headlines, the sky is blue, the grass is green, Ice is cold, fire is hot, America's screwing something up, and Microsoft is a "big evil company".

 

[wotan31]

They had to use an Apple product to conduct this survey, because well, Windows users don't ever get laid - they're too busy updating their virus definitions and patching security flaws! ROFL!

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]wotan31[/nom]They had to use an Apple product to conduct this survey, because well, Windows users don't ever get laid - they're too busy updating their virus definitions and patching security flaws! ROFL![/citation]
No it had to be Apple users cause they need to be told when they are happy 😛

 

[mdillenbeck]

Unfortunately the activity of making a family is not a family friendly activity, and thus this information and all associated apps will be removed from your devices and your brain (once the remote brain wipe patents go through).

 

[acadia11]

No study using an iphone along with facebook actually makes you stupider.

 

[acadia11]

[citation][nom]acadia11[/nom]New study using an iphone along with facebook actually makes you stupider.[/citation]

 

[dustcrusher]

[citation][nom]tacoslave[/nom]Well to be fair its mostly gay sex[/citation]Nah, It's really bored hipsters boinking each other because no one else wants to...and they're lying about being happier because it's, y'know, "ironic."

 

[Guest]

i think its more likely that happy people get laid more than unhappy people.