Looking for a silent laptop

AntiZig

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silent laptop would imply it having no fans (since if it has fans and out of the box they spin very slow and make little noise, 2 years down the road they'll be ramping up to full speed all the time)

so considering the fact that you want a laptop with passive cooling (ultrathin/light/portable w/e the hell else it's called) and two internal drives (needs extra space inside or optical drive replaced by hdd caddy) I doubt there's many solutions out there that would please you