Man in Public Toilet Tweets for Toilet Paper Delivery

[scott_madison1]

Japan, producing 72% of the worlds weirdest s&it since 1972...

 

[Clintonio]

Another reason for me to call it "Shitter".

 

[Pei-chen]

Why didn't he look up the store's phone number and simply call the store and ask someone working there for help?

 

[eyemaster]

How much crap stuck to his bum if he can't just pull up his pants and find another bathroom? Or at least just get the hand paper towel? Twitter is making people dumber or something? Toilet paper is but one way to wipe your ass...

 

[Zingam]

Or he could've use his finger and smeared it on the wall as normal people do around the world when they lack TP.

 

[igot1forya]

"This just in - The deuce has been dropped!"

 

[Hunter844]

Considering most toilets in Japan use some form of Bidet or squat...I'm surprised he needed to squeeze the Charmin. Must be a tourist.

 

[Tmanishere]

[citation][nom]Rab1d-BDGR[/nom]I'm surprised Japan still has some of these old "leagacy" toiletry hardware lying around. Using toilet paper is soooooooo 19th century!:http/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan[/citation]

Have you used this yourself? Most of the time you still use some toilet paper to give yourself a final wipe or drying.

 

[nukemaster]

News? Twitter? Toilet Paper!

 

[gmcizzle]

LOL, you sure this wasn't a hidden camera gameshow?

 

[mlopinto2k1]

If I waited 20 minutes to wipe my ass.. I might as well just get up and go home because by that time it would have crusted to the point of not being able to wipe.

 

[isamuelson]

Thinking about this further, this is a case of someone VERY lazy. In the amount of time it took for someone to act on his tweet/sheet (20 minutes), he could have gone to another stall and found paper there. Heck, I'm SURE there were paper towels by the sink.

It's amazing how people have become so lazy and dependent on technology these days that they've forgotten how to fend for themselves.

 

[ElCdt]

He should have tweeted for some heavy grit sand paper instead, because after 20 minutes there´s no way he will wipe that scab off with Scottex.

 

[zoemayne]

I remember when I was a kid a neighbor of mines use the empty toilet paper roll and my sisters baby doll for toilet paper.

 

[branson]

That much crust will remove hair, first soak in sink, second use hand to splash gently, third tweet about it

 

[Gin Fushicho]

LOL! xD That is the most awesome thing EVAR.

 

[ALANMAN]

[citation][nom]Rab1d-BDGR[/nom]I'm surprised Japan still has some of these old "leagacy" toiletry hardware lying around. Using toilet paper is soooooooo 19th century!:http/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan[/citation]

This is called a Bidet - pronounced /bɨˈdeɪ/ - and has been around for centuries. What they've done in Japan is just combine it with the toilet. Not really new tech by a long shot.

 

[brooklynka]

seriouly...
I guess the "remnant" on asshole should be dried out in 30mins=_=

 

[Luscious]

Gives new meaning to the term "fart apps"

 

[ionut19]

I do not want to offend anybody here but come on..this is an article? You have got to be kidding me.

So..if i buy a new phone and message or call someone from the bathroom to get me some toilet paper you will make this a news article?

This is a "low" for toms.