NASA's Moon Bombing is Complete

[Amen2That]

[citation][nom]t33lo[/nom]That's 79 million well spent, LOL![/citation]

... Back at NASA HQ.

Jack: Hey guys, in the last 10 years we have 75 million in undocumented funds we "secretly" spent on operation HoBo (i.e. cheap hooker & expensive booze)... errr was it the other way around. Anyhow, we need a plan to cover our arses.
Bob: I thought you said it was fool proof.
Jack: I was half drunk & talking to a pig when I made the plans. Gentlemen, any ideas?
Mike: We already drank the booze, but why don't we just ask Jack's mom for our money back.
Jack: Ha Ha. Very funny.
Todd: Bob, don't you have a "secret" satellite you've been working on in your basement?
Bob: Ya, but I was going to use that for my son's science project.
Todd: Why don't we use 4 million to crash it into the moon and tell everybody it cost 79 million. It's going to be a pile of junk anyhow--no offense Bob. How's anybody gonna know what it actually cost?
Jack: Intriguing idea. All agreed?
Everybody: AGREED!!! Now let's party like it's 1999!

 

[zipzoomflyhigh]

Another faked moon mission by nasa. Pretty sad attempt.

 

[kansur0]

BAhahaha! Denial of the high five. Seen by millions of people around the world. Oh...um. Thousands? Hmmm. Hundreds? Yeah...maybe hundreds.

As for the staging of this event...my guess is that they just took a really high res photo of the surface of the moon and simply zoomed in on it to simulate something moving towards the surface giving the illusion that eventually it would impact. Maybe that is why they switched to infrared at the latest stages or the image would have broken down to show the resolution limits of the photo.

I seriously doubt they (humans) would crash anything into the moon. That would probably be considered a declaration of war to the aliens living on the moon. I don't think that would be a smart move on our part. I bet the dark side of the moon (the part we never see) is probably loaded with lakes, rivers, trees, alien condos and lots of other goodies...yet here we are mining for water in the wrong place.

That is why the nerd didn't get a high five. His boss is choked they picked the wrong spot!!!

 

[belardo]

Now if someone had time on their hands... they would re-edit this video with footage from Space:1999 in which an explosion on the moon knocked it out of earth's orbit.

 

[Hellbound]

lmao, the denied hi-5 at 5:00 was the best part.

 

[Guest]

Anyone else see the rejected high five with the guy up front at 5:01? Burned.

So burned! My husband picked up on it right away as we watched!

 

[Guest]

the nasa mission is so lame now spending money on useless missions. i appologize to the current generation for their arrogance. vote and blog the president to get them to wake up and do missions the will help reduce energy and clean up the environment. please!!!! we can make a difference, we got obama elected that way didn't we?

 

[Kami3k]

[citation][nom]crasch48[/nom]the nasa mission is so lame now spending money on useless missions. i appologize to the current generation for their arrogance. vote and blog the president to get them to wake up and do missions the will help reduce energy and clean up the environment. please!!!! we can make a difference, we got obama elected that way didn't we?[/citation]

This mission is useless? LOL. Yea a mission that will determine if there is any trace on the moon is useless. Despite it being to see if future bases on the moon are feasible are not.

Sigh, the only thing you should apologize for is your stupidity.

 

[nebun]

sure NASA will have the pics ready just after they make some up in Photoshop like the way the lunar landing was faked back in the old days. so what does this lunar bombing is supposed to do for the american people? nothing....we need jobs not some rich company supported by our taxes to wasted more of our money. phuck all this

 

[nebun]

wait...i got it, they are going to sell bottled moon water...lol

 

[salem80]

next they will find gold