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One Speaker Costs $1 Million Bucks

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I'll happily dump a million on a "spwaker" once i find out what it is.
 
that's twice as tall as Jane and Marcus combined
Lmao! that's hilarious. Jane is gonna fly from Scotland to Kevin's house and throw a brick through the window now :lol:
 
[citation][nom]computabug[/nom]Lmao! that's hilarious. Jane is gonna fly from Scotland to Kevin's house and throw a brick through the window now[/citation]
you know where jane lives?
thats a little creepy...
 
thats ridiculous, but those stuff have their market.
ps. if its possible to build, why not? thats good progress for the audio world.
 
Hmm..if I'm spending that kind of money, I'd get the Genesis 1.2's that are about an eighth the cost and better sounding....
 
There is no such thing as overkill. EVER!!








ok, maybe this is. I mean the amp would have to be a monster.
 
[citation][nom]Wayoffbase[/nom]Wow those are some tiny people. I guess you can have them live inside of a filing cabinet or spare full tower case when they aren't writing articles.[/citation]
7 feet each idget fools. It's implied. anyone commenting on this should learn how to read.

picture the set.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9717107-1.html
dumbasses.

as far as the speaker itself goes, it'd be easier to hire an audio guy and a carpenter to buy all the crap retail and put it together.
 
[citation][nom]nachowarrior[/nom]7 feet each idget fools. It's implied. anyone commenting on this should learn how to read.picture the set.http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9717107-1.htmldumbasses.as far as the speaker itself goes, it'd be easier to hire an audio guy and a carpenter to buy all the crap retail and put it together.[/citation]

Warning! Basic math imminent, please exercise caution.

"that's twice as tall as Jane and Marcus combined"

Let's transform this phrase into an equation: we have "Jane and Marcus combined" that will be (J+M) and then we have the "twice as" part, that will have to be the x2. So it should look something like this: (J+M)x2=7 J+M=7/2 or J+M=3.5 feet... BOTH! 3.5 feet.
 
"Spwaker". That's what you end up pronouncing it after you hear the price tag.

"How much for that speaker?"
"One million dollars sir."
"THAT SPWAKER IS A MILLION?!"
 
Well, I am going to wait until I can get a pair on NewEgg for $1,999,960.00 (after $40 MIR). 😛
 
7 feet is the combined height of marcus and jane? are you sure they're an average 3,5 feet? that's rather small you know ... and I belive they're both grown ups?
 
What we really need to test on this thing is the South Park brown note. Could you imagine the potential for this thing as a weapon?
 
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