Pentium 4 and AMD laptops are spermicidal

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The rise in temperature caused by the computers and the posture
required can affect sperm levels.

Researchers from the State University of New York said men should be
careful using the machines on their laps.

Previous studies have shown that testicular temperature increases of 1C
to 2.9C have a harmful effect on the production of sperm.

Dr Yefim Sheynkin, who led the latest research, said: "The body needs
to maintain a proper testicular temperature for normal sperm
production.

"Portable computers in a laptop position produce scrotal hyperthermia
[high body temperature]." Dr Sheynkin said it was unclear at what heat
the sperm was affected.

"But previous studies suggest that 1C above the baseline is the
possible minimal thermal gradient," he said. "Sperm concentration may
be decreased by 40 per cent per 1C increment."

The research was published yesterday in the journal Human Reproduction.
The team found that average scrotal temperatures rose by 2.7C when
using a laptop.

 

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<callen@efn.org> wrote in message
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> http/news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=laptops+fertility
>
>
> The rise in temperature caused by the computers and the posture
> required can affect sperm levels.
>
> Researchers from the State University of New York said men should be
> careful using the machines on their laps.
>
> Previous studies have shown that testicular temperature increases of 1C
> to 2.9C have a harmful effect on the production of sperm.
>
> Dr Yefim Sheynkin, who led the latest research, said: "The body needs
> to maintain a proper testicular temperature for normal sperm
> production.
>
> "Portable computers in a laptop position produce scrotal hyperthermia
> [high body temperature]." Dr Sheynkin said it was unclear at what heat
> the sperm was affected.
>
> "But previous studies suggest that 1C above the baseline is the
> possible minimal thermal gradient," he said. "Sperm concentration may
> be decreased by 40 per cent per 1C increment."
>
> The research was published yesterday in the journal Human Reproduction.
> The team found that average scrotal temperatures rose by 2.7C when
> using a laptop.
>

what a load of bollocks...........

toy

 

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<callen@efn.org> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> http/news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=laptops+fertility
>
>
> The rise in temperature caused by the computers and the posture
> required can affect sperm levels.
>
> Researchers from the State University of New York said men should be
> careful using the machines on their laps.
>
> Previous studies have shown that testicular temperature increases of 1C
> to 2.9C have a harmful effect on the production of sperm.

Males so stupid purchasing Pseudo "laptops" with hot desktop CPUs
can so receive the famouse Darwin Award


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Roland Mösl
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> > The research was published yesterday in the journal Human Reproduction.
> > The team found that average scrotal temperatures rose by 2.7C when
> > using a laptop.
> >
>
> what a load of bollocks...........

Seems You have a hot pseudo "laptop" with desktop CPU
qualifiying You for the Darwin Award


--
Roland Mösl
http/www.pege.org Clear targets for a confused civilization
http/web-design-suite.com Web Design starts at the search engine

 

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Roland Mösl wrote:

>> > The research was published yesterday in the journal Human Reproduction.
>> > The team found that average scrotal temperatures rose by 2.7C when
>> > using a laptop.
>> >
>>
>> what a load of bollocks...........
>
> Seems You have a hot pseudo "laptop" with desktop CPU
> qualifiying You for the Darwin Award

I'm not sure I see the problem. Seems like cheap, safe contraception to me.
Shame it's not reliable.

--
--John
Reply to jclarke at ae tee tee global dot net
(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

 

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"J. Clarke" <jclarke@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
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> Roland Mösl wrote:
>
>>> > The research was published yesterday in the journal Human
>>> > Reproduction.
>>> > The team found that average scrotal temperatures rose by 2.7C when
>>> > using a laptop.
>>> >
>>>
>>> what a load of bollocks...........
>>
>> Seems You have a hot pseudo "laptop" with desktop CPU
>> qualifiying You for the Darwin Award
>
> I'm not sure I see the problem. Seems like cheap, safe contraception to
> me.
> Shame it's not reliable.
>
> --
> --John
> Reply to jclarke at ae tee tee global dot net
> (was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

do you wear it like a sporran.........

toy

 

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Roland M?sl <founder@pege.org> wrote:
> <callen@efn.org> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:1102561871.619838.232350@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > http/news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=laptops+fertility
> >
> > The rise in temperature caused by the computers and the posture
> > required can affect sperm levels.
>
> Males so stupid purchasing Pseudo "laptops" with hot desktop CPUs
> can so receive the famouse Darwin Award

Evolution is wonderful.

It's about time the Darwin awards started taking the Information Age
seriously.

What does Darwin say about males that use their portables on the beach,
without proper suncream, btw?

Peter