Because no one is wearing a MASSIVE watch right now, even though huge standard watches that do nothing more than tell the time are all the rage right now? ROFL! A full function smartwatch that replaces your pocket-burdening handheld is laughable to you? Yeah, and the larger Samsung Galaxy series that was so ridiculed at launch failed, right? Oh, yeah, it is now the major completion to the iPhone- who, by the way, is launching their own larger version. Go ahead, keep your pocket anchor, I will happily 'geek much' as I stroll around with my powerful mini wrist computer, pockets empty, communication needs met. Until someone creates a more ergonomic curved-screen unit with the same or more function, the Pine is the killer app. Some thought that this would be the forthcoming iWATCH, but were/are disappointed to find it is NONE of those things. Keep laughing, you know what they say about he who laughs last...