So I was messing with my graphics card and when I poked my head back up, I noticed all my analog sound was off, nothing worked, my HDMI sound worked, but I got no sound in my headphones or analog speakers. What gives?
Go to Sound > Playback and set your Speakers or Headphones to default.
Tried that, tried un-installing drivers, resetting Windows to a more default state, the only thing not done is a total system reset and re-installing windows.