Reuters: We Have a Witness Who Has Seen iPad 2

[belardo]

OMG! OMG!!!

This iPad2... what is it?! WHAT IS IT?! Will it jump start the Millenium Falcon?!

The shock has made me fart and crap my pants! Damn you Apple! Damn you!

 

[zak_mckraken]

I was talking to Bob the other day and he said Mark saw a guy who had what he thinks was the iPad 2.

True story.

 

[house70]

I guess he was seeing it wrong...

 

[fladder80]

OMG! omg omg omg!

...

Really, this is news?? Sounds more like Apple trying to hype the ipad2 and you falling for it.
And yes, i did sign up specially for this

 

[u2sunstuff]

I held a Moto Atrix in my hand ... Not apple not news?

 

[Guest]

@trasixes74

when you say improvements and new features, you mean to say stuff that it should have already had but now you have to pay to get the new version which has it enabled.......

 

[mikem_90]

Bah! Nothing special. I'm waiting for the news article about the guy who LICKED a Ipad2!

 

[noblerabbit]

Funny how history repeats itself, 2000 years ago, we had churches, with witnesses to a birth from a Virgin. Nothing has changed.

 

[JeanLuc]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]I'm a big girl![/citation]

Oh, I heard the cabbage soup can help with that little problem. :;

 

[talys117]

I've saw Elvis. No pictures, but he was wearing a white jacket.

 

[Guest]

My only comment is Motorola Xoom. Why buy something outdated when you can have it all at the start

 

[Rab1d-BDGR]

I think I've seen one too - big, rectangular, looks like an overgrown iPhone, right?

 

[bto]

so IT MAY HAVE A FRONT FACING CAMERA!!! like the rumors stated since ipad 1 launch...

...and
facepalm.

 

[christop]

Big deal...

 

[christop]

Big deal...

 

[hanrak]

I also clicked on this for the comments, i knew it would be amusing.
As for the artical, someone has witnessed the iPad 2? Really? Is it like they have witnessed Americas next super secret space age weapon? Or some massive conspiracy? Sorry but its pathetic, i could not give a piece of rats piss for the first ipad, never mind the second.

 

[thecripp]

I saw elvis using this last week!

 

[someguynamedmatt]

This just in! A man has 'apparently' seen an AMD Bulldozer chip!
We don't have any confirmation of this, nor pictures, specs, or any other viable means of proof, but let me just say that you can trust this random person I pulled off the street. He seemed to know what he was talking about.

He has apparently benchmarked it on his PC which was lost in a fire just moments before we got to him, so there are no images of this, either, sadly enough. It has been confirmed that he said it is nearly seven times faster than the Core i7-980x.

If you're hell bent on getting your hands on one of these glorious unofficially leaked Bulldozer processors, an unknown company in eastern China is taking cash only for a limited number of around 1,500 of these samples. Hurry while they last!

 

[Guest]

I have some hot news! It's got an apple on the back! And the case is partially made of an aluminium-looking metal and it also has a touchscreen display. It's bigger than an iPhone but tinier than a macbook air. It also has a version of iOS on it. Seemingly it will cost more than the original iPad and certainly more than 2x of what it's worth.

 

[dark_lord69]

"Reuters claims to have an eye witness who saw an iPad 2"
OMG!! I JUST CR*PPED MY PANTS SOMEONE SAW AN IPAD 2!!! *sarcasm*
Who cares? This is stupid news.

iPad = Very Large iPhone