Scientist Infects Himself With Computer Virus

[martel80]

Perhaps we should run a weekly contest for the most misleading title. This one would be a champion.

 

[aethm]

Totally bogus. Who would make a virus to infect his "hand implant?" Perhaps Dr. Gasson himself? I've worked closely with medical devices for years now. It would be almost impossible to infect a pacemaker or defibrillator.

 

[mikeadelic]

[citation][nom]kami3k[/nom]Right.... You know I was thinking of making a religion to make the idiots stand out. But then I realized that is what religion does already. Really hope you're joking.[/citation]

Religion isn't the issue. Misinterpretation as a consequence of idiocy is. There are plenty of devout, religious people who function very well in society. Unfortunately, CoryInJapan is not one of them.

 

[Pei-chen]

Another Jane's best

 

[sliem]

Help my arm has been corrupted by computer virus, I need a tool to format OS partition and reinstall Windows 9. I've got 2 PB (Peta Byte) in it that I cannot lose.

 

[requiemsallure]

[citation][nom]BUBER[/nom]If he got infected with computer virus he wasn't running Linux![/citation]

Linux actually has the most vulnerabilities of any system, if you don't believe me do your research, or just ask me.

windows is actually the most secure.

 

[Strider-Hiryu_79]

Wait does that also mean computers can get AIDS now?

 

[Gin Fushicho]

[citation][nom]redgarl[/nom]WOAHHHH,,,Ghost in The Shell peoples... it's coming...[/citation]

Damn... took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[belardo]

Imagine what happens some years into the future with VR tech... directly into YOUR BRAIN? That would be easier and cheaper than making "HOLODECKs".

People would get BSODs.

 

[JOSHSKORN]

Just wait until the terrorists start using something like this. Meh, it was bound to happen, anyway.