South Koreans Use Sausages as iPhone Stylus

[megamanx00]

Soo many... wrong things... to say....

Ack...

 

[SoiledBottom]

i-sausage only available with a 2 yr agreement with ATT...I'll wait till Jimmy Dean(Sasage company) puts one out.

 

[eyemaster]

[citation][nom]haljordan[/nom]If you can't stand to take off a glove in the cold, or can't wait to find a warmer place to utilize your smart-phone, then why not snip off the tip of the glove index finger. I wouldn't imagine a person would lose that much body heat that way or suffer frost bite. Though, with a sausage stylus you have an immediate snack at your finger tips...decisions, decisions...[/citation]

Or, if you can't stand the cold, why are you so desperate to use your smart phone? Is it a life threatening situation? Do you really need to use the phone at that moment?

 

[kingnoobe]

Damn those koreans are smart. Keep their hands for getting cold, and then when the get in a nice warm place those fuckers have snack already in hand. FUCKING GENIUS I SAY!

 

[joebob2000]

However, some creative south-Korean smartphone owners have come up with a better solution: sausages.

For certain values of 'better', certainly. They can't invent a stylus that will work with capacitive touch screens? Come on.

 

[joebob2000]

Oh, so they have a stylus that costs a whopping $15 US. Get them while they are hot (but not as hot as a hotdog).

http/www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/a31f/?cpg=froogle

 

[tenor77]

Want a condom covered sausage? There's an app for that.

 

[RipperjackAU]

SASUAGE TIME!

Puts a new spin on the "adult game" hide the sasuage.

 

[nebun]

stupid, you tell me that these people need to use the phone or else they will die, again very stupid

 

[amarok]

On iphone??

that's really disrespect to the sausages - using it on a crappy hyped up apple-thingy..

 

[amarok]

so if no sausages around they can just open the zipper in the pants, pull their "johnson/willy/cock" out and slap it against the touch screen, ehh?

It gives a new meaning to: No judge, I was not flashing my penis at the girl, I just tried to call home..

 

[nforce4max]

Right instead of girl its an iPhone.

 

[nforce4max]

I much prefer the girl instead.

 

[Assmar]

[citation][nom]deadlockedworld[/nom]I'm confused-- I thought the touchscreen sensed electrical current? Or is that just the patent filed for the next generation?[/citation]
Here's a little known fact: next to silver and gold, sausage is the 3rd best conductor of electricity.

 

[mlopinto2k1]

[citation][nom]pattyrr[/nom]> Apple should be held responsible for this Responsible for what? For designing a touch-screen that works exactly like it should? Designed to be touched by hand... not a sausage.[/citation]I knew this was gonna happen. Settle down there champ!

 

[TheDuke]

then as your walking down the street a fat person sniffs out your iphone and accidentally eats it

 

[Supertrek32]

News sure is slow today. Eh?

Couldn't you just wear leather gloves and give 'em a lick? It'd be more convenient... plus leather gloves are warm warm warm. =D

 

[ajcroteau]

[citation][nom]nforce4max[/nom]Right instead of girl its an iPhone.[/citation]

hey whatever floats there boat!!!

 

[JohnnyLucky]

Almost funny. Not much different from some other objects people try to use in place of a stylus.

 

[Guest]

Ha! we third-country people always come up with the most practical solutions! take that, consumist neo-liberal technocrats!