Steve Jobs: Folks Who Want Porn Can Buy Android

[Marcus Yam]

You won't be getting any iPorn. But you can go buy an Android phone if you want it as an option.

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[Shadow703793]

I guess he just told his entire male audience that buy iTouch/iPhone/iPad to buy Android! :lol:

 

[aletoil]

ROFL! That is a classy answer, TBH.
"Folks who want porn can buy and Android phone."
He says it like it somehow makes the superior phone a bad thing.

 

[haunted one]

LOLOLOL


For a company that's so clever at tapping the minds of innocents, he sure doesn't know how to roll in still more $$$. An iporn app would generate millions- literally.

 

[UbeRveLT]

This adds even more evidence to the pile of Job's being gay.

 

[frostyfireball]

Wow, cocky much there.
I'll Bet he has one for his porn moments though.

 

[dwave]

The internet wouldn't exist if it wasn't for porn! What do you think will happen with his phone when the Android has it?

 

[matt314]

"...buy and Android phone" ? I'm pretty sure that should be AN not AND. Maybe Stevie watched too much porn as a kid and didn't listen in grammar class

 

[proxy711]

Sorry if you have a strong need for porn on the go with your Iphone you have bigger things to deal with other then iphone apps being rated G....like what excuse to tell the cop that catches you touching yourself in a bathroom stall.

 

[matt314]

[citation][nom]proxy711[/nom]Sorry if you have a strong need for porn on the go with your Iphone you have bigger things to deal with other then iphone apps being rated G....like what excuse to tell the cop that catches you touching yourself in a bathroom stall.[/citation]

What if I want to read a comic that has nudity? Where is the line drawn? Will I be forbidden to play really violent game? Or get med school flash cards because there's breasts in them? Problem is, Apple is in full control as always and they do what they want to do, regardless of what their users want.

 

[zybch]

"Folks who want porn can buy and Android phone."

So not only is he an insufferably arrogant douche, he's also illiterate as well.

 

[descendency]

And that is why I own a Nexus One!

(well, not really, but it made for an interesting punch-line)

 

[mman74]

Wasn't everyone saying that porn would decide the HD war between HD-DVD and Blu-ray? Look what happened to HD-DVD!

 

[Guest]

So everyone?

 

[ps12]

Way ahead of you Jobs...

 

[zybch]

[citation][nom]mman74[/nom]Wasn't everyone saying that porn would decide the HD war between HD-DVD and Blu-ray? Look what happened to HD-DVD![/citation]

You mean take a look at the almost $8 billion Sony bribed the studios with to support only bluray?
Of course, the money was disguised as 'marketing funds' much like how Intel gave out its bribes to companies that agreed to not use AMD processors.

 

[matt87_50]

what is he? a spokes person for android now??

I mean it's not like you would be sacrificing anything to change to android...

 

[kato128]

Sony banned porn on betamax and look what happened there. Can't say I'd want it on my phone but it's better to have the option and not use it and to want it and not have it. Methinks Steve might be shooting himself in the foot with this inflexibility that he's been showing of late.

 

[tacoslave]

[citation][nom]frostyfireball[/nom]Wow, cocky much there.I'll Bet he has one for his porn moments though.[/citation] after the incident with PINK SOCK(look it up) its all he does.

 

[zoemayne]

OK