ThriXXX Demos the First Kinect Sex Game

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Wow. Some people just need to get laid.

Picture that: You're playing this ThriXXX in your room and you mom opens the door.
Your mom: "My son is having sex with his videogame. Where did I go wrong?"

I can't immagine something more nerdy than this. It seems like this is going to be a scene on the next "American Pie"
 

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[citation][nom]Gin Fushicho[/nom]I can't hold back this comment. Will the Kinect track your penis?[/citation]

Yes, but only if you wear the special Kondom.
 

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[citation][nom]Gin Fushicho[/nom]I can't hold back this comment. Will the Kinect track your penis?[/citation]
Wouldn't this depend on the software implementation? If i have it right the hardware is capable of recognizing all body parts, the only limitation is number of and sensitivity to ... smaller things like fingers and toes would be difficult for example but might work if not much else was being asked of your hardware.
 

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The censors at Xbox must not have approved the content. This title has been rejected. Just another reason never to go console, content is censored.
 

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[citation][nom]trialsking[/nom]I am lol so hard I am crying!!!!!![/citation]

You have to be careful how you read that... for some reason my brain erased the lol...
 
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Will it track your penis? I hope so, my Kinect keeps thinking I'm running a 3-legged race...
 

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Come on guys, as "kewl" as it may be,

they could have been doing games like this forever on every console, and they never have ?

I mean sure, Nintendo is more ... "Disney" ... xbox is well "MS" , and PS(Sony) well they have always broke away and done their own stuff, so ........

" WHERE HAS ALL THE XXX MARKET BEEN " when it comes to gaming consoles.

as the business side of it, that is HUGE profits for ANYBODY doing it ( allowing the games to be made ) . I mean, there are worse games out there graphic to the point of almost puking, but they have yet to even touch into the XXX market.

lets look at it if it happened.

1. Movie stores did it forever, XXX sections in the back , even blockbuster did it ....

2. What difference is it in the gaming world in consoles.

3. PC games are a different world, but even then there are few titles out. ( I mean when you compare to a title world where for every "normal" 10 games out there on any platform, there could be atleast 1 XXX developer group for another section level.

4. Aside from PC, Consoles like xbox or Playstation are just being stubborn while they are missing out on a simple but huge area of "XXX" gaming that would surely boost the stocks for any company massively ...........
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whatever, this is not a big deal , I mean I could care less about wanting XXX games, but you have to admit, the potential is there, and yet nobody is brave enough to at least go that route.

I suppose because "it IS games" then even if they completely seperated the retail sales for such games if developped and put them in secret areas ( only for adults ), parents would still see an issue with this regardless, even if the company released nothing else but disney cartoon games otherwise ......

its the sad truth and I suppose none of these guys want to risk ruining the reputation of their gaming consoles all just for a different `category of games for "adults" `

I mean let us be honest, enough people have had their bullshit share of complaints just over stupid games like "GTA" etc, ( as one example ) , [ even though that game explicitly had all the warnings on it before some kid would play it and their mother would then freak out because their 10yr old son was shooting hookers in the face.

I mean come on, no matter what, games are games, and there are already going to be tons of really "mature" games if you will as it is, so I guess now it has to be you either deal with it now, or nothing.


FINAL: so then it comes back to just this then, if they are doing that, they can easily just do XXX also, there should not be any difference. it should actually help the consumer more if people actually listened and were aware of themselves when you think about it - it will HAVE to be up to the parent discretion when they buy or let their kids "play" any game at that point and there is NO EXCUSE for bitching and complaining about whatever happens because of their kid and put blame on anything except for the responsibility of themselves.....


what else can you say ...

I want to finish with this since its bugging me now as I wrote the last part " kids that have gone out in public and started shooting people or whatever crap kids have done which has seemed to always backlash to games ( because it was the "violent games" that have made them `all screwed up ` ) ...

that will just have to simply stop .


with XXX games developed and released finally and properly structured with all the stuff needed to make sure kids dont buy it - then it has to force the parents to actually at least "attempt" to do something to make sure their kids are NOT playing those things unless they dont care, the same as any other violent etc game that they would not want the kid to play ..

so then THERE IS NO EXCUSE.

anyway , there is a billion dollar market with all this just sitting there but nobody wants to jump into it which is just silly at this point in the world with every other type of games they make these days so my gosh get over it already and lets do it .


kids are worse off going on facebook or using a computer without knowing how to use it before a dumb cartoon porn game will screw their life up.

but I have to suppose understand that is the way world works - gaming companies will not risk any of that, because of course it all comes down to the consumers anyway, and we can't make everybody in this world use their brains and think logically or any correct way in this day of age, so best to just " let the sheep shave the wool 'whatever.

I really dont care either way anyway though :) - but it IS funny ;)


Thank You,

Take care
 
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