Video Game Condoms: For Gamers with Game

[xantek24]

I might need Final Ecstasy XXL Or Mass Erect. Nintendo users have to get Wii "Fit" lol

 

[JonathanDeane]

So how do I get the high score? lol

 

[ricardok]

[citation][nom]JonathanDeane[/nom]So how do I get the high score? lol[/citation]Open it and use it the way it's supposed to be used. Done, highest score..

 

[Phrexianghoul]

[citation][nom]wotan31[/nom]Don't worry, these weren't made by Microsoft, so you're actually safe.[/citation]


Are you suggesting that we should get steve jobs and apple on this? because last time i checked apple doesnt get visuses 😀

 

[Simple11]

What game do you wanna play tonight babe haha

 

[Icehearted]

[citation][nom]proxy711[/nom]I get my Bone Zone on all the time man![/citation]
Word

/brofist

 

[asdf634]

"All your ***** are belong to us"

"Quick, someone set us up a bonk"

 

[Icehearted]

[citation][nom]xantek24[/nom]I might need Final Ecstasy XXL Or Mass Erect. Nintendo users have to get Wii "Fit" lol[/citation]
Priceless

HalfInch - for the smaller fellas
Rod of War
Pac-Fudge


....I'm petering out here....

 

[JOSHSKORN]

Hey maybe now they'll bring that Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010 game to Kinect.

 

[lcsper]

[citation][nom]azconnie[/nom]You realize the gorilla has the smalles penis to body ratio of any mammel right?[/citation]

Erm... How exactly do you know that? (sorry just had to...)

 

[Guest]

My favourite subject - porn parodies!

Crazy Dong
Duck Hunt (think about it! More for the gay scene I'd guess)
Lode Cummer
Megadong
Puckman (think about it! The original title for Pac-Man)
Left 4 Head
Missile Come-Hand

Ignoring the fact the idea is to parody the original titles, there's always some classics:

Mission Impossible (probably applicable to most customers)
Dream Land (ditto)
Fantasy Zone (ditto)
Centipede (for the smaller variety)
Die Hard (for the elderly)
Choki! Choki!
Champion Poker
Pole Position
Altered Beast
Final Blow
Space Invaders
Cheese Chase
Baby Poker
Black Hole
Blaster
Ring King
Beaver Bash
Thrust (classic BBC game)

 

[Reynod]

Me Tarzan ...

 

[hanrak]

Blaa blaa.

 

[godnodog]

I´m a hardcore gamer; I don´t need condoms, a anti-virus is enough.

Aids wont pass my Kasp IS

 

[hixbot]

Awesome, we can use these to wrap cartridges or console peripherals to prtoect them from the weather etc. I can't think of any other uses a gamer would have for them.

 

[azconnie]

[citation][nom]lcsper[/nom]Erm... How exactly do you know that? (sorry just had to...)[/citation]

Because the guy who brought AIDS into the human blood stream still wanted sphincter control.

No but seriously, I was reding a book, and the insult "hung like a gorilla" was used, so I looked it up.

 

[C00lIT]

Does it have the "Original Nintendo Seal of Quality" ?

 

[mikeadelic]

[citation][nom]ct1615[/nom]selling video game condoms to gamers?? what idiot did the market research on this? your target audience buys one condom and they are set for life....it will never be used[/citation]
Computer science faculties have been documented as the ones with the lowest rates of virginity in universities across America. Obviously you're the idiot who DIDN'T do your research.

 

[michaelahess]

Lol, best article comments on Toms in a long time! Made my morning!

 

[NikTorious]

Article title win