Video Game Condoms: For Gamers with Game

[requiemsallure]

[citation][nom]wotan31[/nom]Don't worry, these weren't made by Microsoft, so you're actually safe.[/citation]

funny that out of all of the operating systems, microsoft windows is most secure yet people still say this.

the only reason people think that way is because more viruses are made for windows, however windows has the least insecurities. if you don't believe me look it up. 😛 cheers

 

[sakurahana]

Kinda worries me that one of the pictures shows the condom packaging with two exacto knives lying around.....I'm all for .dat mods and customization, but that's a little extreme considering the subject.... LOL

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]Mikeadelic[/nom]Computer science faculties have been documented as the ones with the lowest rates of virginity in universities across America. Obviously you're the idiot who DIDN'T do your research.[/citation]
Nerds, geeks and gamers are a curious bunch

 

[BulkZerker]

[citation][nom]Phrexianghoul[/nom]Are you suggesting that we should get steve jobs and apple on this? because last time i checked apple doesnt get visuses[/citation]

Cancer is a virus last time I checked. Though it's generally caused by something -you- do, not something you do with others. Ask your deity Jobs about that.

Oh wait your talking about computer viruses. Yea Apples don't get those, they just get enough malware to turn their hip white cases into hip heat warped 5 shades of white cases. Then the owner treats it like a condom and tries to hide the evidence.

 

[ksampanna]

Imagine little kids playing with that

 

[Gin Fushicho]

Oh gawd. I so totally want these.

 

[demonhorde665]

the follow up article's title will likely be-


"videogame condoms: world's least used product"

 

[rambo117]

[citation][nom]OldFogey[/nom]My favourite subject - porn parodies!Crazy DongDuck Hunt (think about it! More for the gay scene I'd guess)Lode CummerMegadongPuckman (think about it! The original title for Pac-Man)Left 4 HeadMissile Come-HandIgnoring the fact the idea is to parody the original titles, there's always some classics:Mission Impossible (probably applicable to most customers)Dream Land (ditto)Fantasy Zone (ditto)Centipede (for the smaller variety)Die Hard (for the elderly)Choki! Choki!Champion PokerPole PositionAltered BeastFinal BlowSpace InvadersCheese ChaseBaby PokerBlack HoleBlasterRing KingBeaver BashThrust (classic BBC game)[/citation]
Dude, those are epic, but you forgot Crysis..

MAXIMUM Armor!

 

[NuclearShadow]

They should have made the condoms detective too instead of just the packaging sure it would have been harder and more expensive but it would add more hilarity and presentation to the product.

 

[mindspring]

lame.com.

 

[Guest]

I have contacted Nintendo of America's legal department.

 

[JonnyDough]

I don't think people would want to use their condoms if they were a novelty item...Not really sure this will help control STDs and pregnancies. Besides, condoms are only a good form of birth control when combined with either or both of the following:

A penis small enough to fit in them without breaking them (not mine)

Hormonal birth control supplements of some sort

 

[waffle911]

[citation][nom]azconnie[/nom]You realize the gorilla has the smallest penis to body ratio of any mammel right?[/citation]
Yes, but as the title suggested, donkeys themselves are quite large, regardless of the referenced character. Hence the label that it was a "large" type condom, intended for this guy:
[citation][nom]JonnyDough[/nom]…A penis small enough to fit in them without breaking them (not mine)…[/citation]
You and every other guy on the internet. Physical evidence of such claims is hard to come by (in more ways than one).