Sorry if that sounded a bit homosexual. So does reaching the OMG what you're a l33t lvl 80 in an old MMORPG with 20 expansion packs. Did Blizzard publicize this? I wouldn't.
"We would just like to brag about how we turn normal people into zombies, also known as 'video game addicts' to a growing number of psychologists. Our greatest creation, is "Nymh", a French no-lifer. He has never been laid, but he ascertains that he is not lonely, because his online clan and his mother have stood by him through all the battles he has faced. His dear mother has been bringing food to his office-chair side through all his encounters with near death, and by taking away his stools in a bedpan. In fact, the hit television series "South Park" has already done an episode detailing Nymh's incredible journey through cyberspace. If by some chance he should ever decide to put down our game and walk again, it will take years of therapy. Analysts predict that our hero "Nymh" will reach at least lvl 117 before his heart gives out due to lack of exercise so there may indeed be time to yet save his life. However, we would prefer it if he continued to play our game because we get a few bucks from his monthly subscription. We will further notify the world on this incredible man's battle against our game as updates happen. Stay tuned."